fashion nova packaging

fashion nova packaging

   07.16       Fashion 2017

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do you have one of these? i got a little obsessed with mine. in fact i got a little obsessed withall my stuff. have you ever wondered where all thestuff we buy, comes from and where it goeswhen we throw it out? i couldn't stop wondering about that.so i looked it up. and what the text book said,is that stuff moves through a system from extraction to productionto distribution to consumption to disposal. all together, it is called the materials economy.well, i looked into it a little bit more.

in fact, i spent 10 years traveling the world, tracking where our stuff comesfrom and where it goes. and you know what i found out?that is not the whole story. there's a lot missing fromthis explanation. for one thing,this system looks like it's fine. no problem. but the truth is it’s a system in crisis. and the reason it is in crisisis that it is a linear system and we live on a finite planet and you can not run a linear systemon a finite planet indefinitely.

every step along the way, this systemis interacting with the real world. in real life it’s not happeningon a blank white page. it’s interacting with societies, cultures,economies, the environment. and all along the way,it’s bumping up against limits. limits we don't see here becausethe diagram is incomplete. so lets go back through, let's fill insome of the blanks and see what's missing. well, one of the most important things its missingis people, yes people. people live and work all along this system. and some people in this systemmatter a little more than others;

some have a little more say.who are they? well, let’s start with the government. now my friends tell me i should usea tank to symbolize the government and that’s true in many countriesand increasingly in our own, after all more than 50% of our federal tax moneyis now going to the military, but i’m using a personto symbolize the government because i hold true to the vision and valuesthat governments should be of the people, by the people,for the people. it's the governments job to watch out for us,to take care of us. that’s their job.

then along came the corporation. now, the reason the corporationlooks bigger than the government is bigger then the government. of the 100 largest economies on earth now,51 are corporations. as the corporations have grown in size and power,we’ve seen a little change in the government where they’re a little moreconcerned in making sure everything is working outfor those guys than for us. ok, so lets see what else is missingfrom this picture. we'll start with extraction.

which is a fancy word fornatural resource exploitation which is a fancy wordfor trashing the planet. what this looks like is we chop down trees,we blow up mountains to get the metals inside, we use up all the waterand we wipe out the animals. so here we are running upagainst our first limit. we are running out of resources.we are using too much stuff. now i know this can be hard to hear,but it's the truth we’ve gotta deal with it. in the past three decades alone, one-third of the planet’s natural resourcesbase have been consumed. gone.

we are cutting and mining and haulingand trashing the place so fast that we’re undermining the planet’svery ability for people to live here. where i live, in the united states,we have less than 4% of our original forests left. forty percent of the waterwayshave become undrinkable. and our problem is not just thatwe’re using too much stuff, but we’re using more than our share.we have 5% of the world’s population but we’re consuming 30% of the world’s resourcesand creating 30% of the world’s waste. if everybody consumed at u.s. rates,we would need 3 to 5 planets. and you know what?we’ve only got one.

so, my country’s response to this limitationis simply to go take somebody else’s! this is the third world, which– some would say – is another word for our stuff that somehowgot on someone else’s land. so what does that look like?the same thing: trashing the place. 75% of global fisheries now arefished at or beyond capacity. 80% of the planet’s original forests are gone. in the amazon alone,we’re losing 2000 trees a minute. that is seven football fields a minute. and what about the people who live here?

well. according to these guys,they don’t own these resources even if they’ve been living there for generations,they don’t own the means of production and they’re not buying a lot of stuff.and in this system, if you don’t own or buy a lot of stuff,you don’t have value. so, next, the materials move to “production“and what happens there is we use energy to mix toxic chemicals in with the naturalresources to make toxic contaminated products. there are over 100,000 synthetic chemicalsin use in commerce today. only a handful of them have evenbeen tested for health impacts and none have been testedfor synergistic health impacts,

that means when they interact with all the otherchemicals we’re exposed to every day. so, we don’t know the full impact on healthand the environment of all these toxic chemicals. but we do know one thing:toxics in, toxics out. as long as we keep putting toxics intoour inudstrial production systems, we are going to keep getting toxicsin the stuff that we bring into our homes, and workplaces, and schools.and, duh, our bodies. like bfrs,brominated flame retardants. they are a chemical that make thingsmore fireproof but they are super toxic. they’re a neurotoxin–that means toxic to the brainwhat are we even doing using a chemical like this?

yet we put them in our computers, our appliances,couches, mattresses, even some pillows. in fact, we take our pillows,we douse them in a neurotoxin and then we bring them home and put our headson them for 8 hours a night to sleep. now, i don’t know, but it seems to me thatin this country with so much potential, we could think of a better way to stop our headsfrom catching on fire at night. now these toxics build up in the food chainand concentrate in our bodies. do you know what is the foodat the top of the food chain with the highest level of many toxic contaminants?human breast milk. that means that we have reached a point where thesmallest members of our societies - our babies

are getting their highest lifetime dose of toxicchemicals from breastfeeding from their mothers. is that not an incredible violation? breastfeeding must be the most fundamentalhuman act of nurturing; it should be sacred and safe.now breastfeeding is still best and mothers should definitely keep breastfeeding,but we should protect it. they should protect it. i thought they were looking out for us.and of course, the people who bear the biggestof these toxic chemicals are the factory workers,many of whom are women of reproductive age. they’re working with reproductive toxics,carcinogens and more.

now, i ask you,what kind of woman of reproductive age would work in a job exposedto reproductive toxics, except for a woman with no other option?and that is one of the “beauties” of this system? the erosion of local environmentsand economies here ensures a constant supplyof people with no other option. globally 200,000 people a dayare moving from environments that have sustained them for generations, into cities, many to live in slums, looking forwork, no matter how toxic that work may be. so, you see, it is not just resourcesthat are wasted along this system,

but people too.whole communities get wasted. yup, toxics in, toxics out. a lot of the toxicsleave the factories in products, but even more leave as by-products, or pollution.and it’s a lot of pollution. in the u.s., our industry admits to releasingover 4 billion pounds of toxic chemicals a year and it’s probably way moresince that is only what they admit. so that’s another limit, because, yuck, who wants to look at and smell 4 billion poundsof toxic chemicals a year? so, what do they do? move the dirty factories overseaspollute someone else’s land!

but surprise, a lot of that air pollution iscoming right back at us, carried by wind currents. so, what happens after all these resourcesare turned into products? well, it moves here, for distribution. now distribution means “selling all thistoxic-contaminated junk as quickly as possible.” the goal here is to keep the prices down, keep thepeople buying, and keep the inventory moving. how do they keep the prices down?well, they don’t pay the store workers very much and they skimp on health insurance every time theycan. it’s all about externalizing the costs. what that means is the real costs of making stuffaren’t captured in the price. in other words,we aren’t paying for the stuff we buy.

i was thinking about this the other day. i was walkingand i wanted to listen to the news so i popped into a radio shackto buy a radio. i found this cute little green radiofor 4 dollars and 99 cents. i was standing there in line to buy this thingand i was thinking how could $4.99 possiblycapture the costs of making this radio and getting it into my hands?the metal was probably mined in south africa, the petroleum was probably drilled in iraq,the plastics were probably produced in china, and maybe the whole thing was assembledby some 15 year old in a maquiladora in mexico.

$4.99 wouldn’t even pay the rent forthe shelf space it occupied until i came along, let alone part of the staff guy’s salarywho helped me pick it out, or the multiple ocean cruises and truck ridespieces of this radio went on. that’s how i realized, i didn’t pay for the radio.so, who did pay? well. these people paid with the lossof their natural resource base. these people paid with the loss of their clean airwith increasing asthma and cancer rates. kids in the congo paid with their future –30% of the kids in parts of the congo now have had to drop outof school to mine coltan, a metal we need for our cheapand disposable electronics.

these people even paid, by having to covertheir own health insurance. all along this system, people pitched inso i could get this radio for $4.99. and none of these contributionsare recorded in any accounts book. that is what i mean by the company ownersexternalize the true costs of production. and that brings us to the goldenarrow of consumption. this is the heart of the system,the engine that drives it. it is so important that protecting this arrow hasbecome the top priority for both of these guys. that is why, after 9/11,when our country was in shock, and president bush could have suggestedany number of appropriate things:

to grieve, to pray, to hope. no.he said to shop. to shop?! we have become a nation of consumers. our primaryidentity has become that of being consumers, not mothers, teachers, farmers,but consumers. the primary way that our valueis measured and demonstrated is by how much we contribute to this arrow,how much we consume. and do we! we shop and shop and shop. keep the materialsflowing, and flow they do! guess what percentage of total materials flowthrough this system is still in product or use 6 months after the date of sale in north america? fifty percent? twenty? no. one percent. one!in other words, 99 percent of the stuff we harvest, mine, process, transport –99 percent of the stuff we run through this system

is trashed within 6 months.now how can we run a planet with that level of materials throughput?it wasn’t always like this. the average u.s. person now consumestwice as much as they did 50 years ago. ask your grandma. in her day, stewardshipand resourcefulness and thrift were valued. so, how did this happen?well, it didn’t just happen. it was designed. shortly after the world war 2, these guyswere figuring out how to ramp up the economy. retailing analyst victor lebowarticulated the solution that has become the normfor the whole system. he said: "our enormously productive economydemands that we make consumption our way of life,

that we convert the buying and use of goods intorituals, that we seek our spiritual satisfaction, our ego satisfaction, in consumption. we need things consumed, burned up, replacedand discarded at an ever-accelerating rate.” president eisenhower's councilof economic advisors chairman said that "the american economy's ultimate purposeis to produce more consumer goods." more consumer goods? our ultimate purpose? not provide health care,or education, or safe transportation, or sustainability or justice?consumer goods? how did they get us to jump on boardthis program so enthusiastically?

well, two of their most effective strategies areplanned obsolescence and perceived obsolescence. planned obsolescence is another wordfor “designed for the dump.” it means they actually make stuffto be useless as quickly as possible so we will chuck it and buy a new one. it’s obvious with things like plastic bagsand coffee cups, but now it’s even big stuff: mops, dvds, cameras, barbeques even,everything! even computers. have you noticed thatwhen you buy a computer now, the technology is changing so fastthat in just a couple years, it’s actually an impediment to communication?i was curious about this

so i opened up a big desktop computerto see what was inside. and i found out that the piece that changes each yearis just a tiny little piece in the corner. but you can’t just change that one piece,because each new version is a different shape, so you gotta chuck the whole thingand buy a new one. so, i was reading industrial design journalsfrom the 1950s when planned obsolescence was really catching on.these designers are so open about it. they actually discuss how fastcan they make stuff break that still leaves the consumerhaving enough faith in the product to go out and buy anther one.it was so intentional.

but stuff cannot break fast enoughto keep this arrow afloat, so there’s also“perceived obsolescence.” now perceived obsolescence convinces us tothrow away stuff that is still perfectly useful. how do they do that? well,they change the way the stuff looks so if you bought your stuffa couple years ago, everyone can tell that you haven’t contributedto this arrow recently and since the way we demonstrate our value iscontributing to this arrow, it can be embarrassing like i’ve have had the same fatwhite computer monitor on my desk for 5 years.my co-worker just got a new computer.

she has a flat, shiny, sleek monitor. it matches her computer,it matches her phone, even her pen stand. she looks like she is driving inspace ship central and i, i look like i have a washing machine on my desk. fashion is another prime example of this.have you ever wondered why women’s shoe heels go from fat one year to skinny the next to fat toskinny? it is not because there is some debate about which heel structure is the most healthyfor women’s feet. it’s because wearing fat heels in a skinny heel year shows everybody thatyou haven’t contributed to that arrow recently so you’re not as valuable as that personin skinny heels next to you,

or, more likely, in some ad.it’s to keep buying new shoes. advertisements, and media in general,play a big role in this. each of us in the u.s. is targetedwith over 3,000 advertisements a day. we each see more advertisements in one yearthan people 50 years ago saw in a lifetime. and if you think about it, what is the point of anad except to make us unhappy with what we have? so, 3,000 times a day, we’re told thatour hair is wrong, our skin is wrong, our clothes are wrong, our furniture is wrong,our cars are wrong, we are wrong but that it can all be made rightif we just go shopping. media also helps by hidingall of this and all of this,

so the only part of the materials economy we seeis the shopping. the extraction, production and disposalall happen outside our field of vision. so, in the u.s.we have more stuff than ever before, but polls show that our national happinessis actually declining. our national happiness peaked in the 1950s,the same time as this consumption mania exploded. hmmm. interesting coincidence. i think i know why.we have more stuff, but we have less time for the thingsthat really make us happy: friends, family, leisure time.we’re working harder than ever.

some analysts say that we have lessleisure time now than in feudal society. and do you know whatthe two main activities are that we do with the scantleisure time we have? watch tv and shop. in the u.s., we spend 3 to 4 timesas many hours shopping as our counterparts in europe do.so we are in this ridiculous situation where we go to work, maybe two jobs even,and we come home and we’re exhausted so we plop down on our new couch and watch tvand the commercials tell us “you suck” so we gotta go to the mall to buy somethingto feel better, and then you gotta go to work more

to pay for the stuff you just boughtso you come home and you’re more tired so you sit down and watch more t.v.and it tells you to go to the mall again and we’re on this crazy work-watch-spend treadmilland we could just stop. so in the end, what happensto all the stuff we buy anyway? at this rate of consumption,it can’t fit into our houses even though the averagehouse size has doubled in this country since the 1970s.it all goes out in the garbage. and that brings us to disposal.this is the part of the materials economy we all know the most because we have to haulthe junk out to the curb ourselves.

each of us in the united statesmakes 4 1/2 pounds of garbage a day. that is twice what we eachmade thirty years ago. all of this garbage either gets dumped in alandfill, which is just a big hole in the ground, or if you’re really unlucky, first it’s burned inan incinerator and then dumped in a landfill. either way, both pollute the air, land, waterand, don’t forget, change the climate. incineration is really bad. remember those toxicsback in the production stage? well burning the garbage releasesthe toxics up into the air. even worse, it makes new super toxics.like dioxin.

dioxin is the most toxic man madesubstance known to science. and incinerators are the number onesource of dioxin. that means that we could stop the number onesource of the most toxic man-made substance known just by stopping burning the trash.we could stop it today. now some companies don’t want to dealwith building landfills and incinerators here, so they just export the disposal too.what about recycling? does recycling help? yes, recycling helps.reduces the garbage at this end and it reduces the pressure to mineand harvest new stuff at this end. yes, yes, yes, we should all recycle.but recycling is not enough.

recycling will never be enough.for a couple of reasons. first, the waste coming out of our housesis just the tip of the iceberg. for every one garbage can of wasteyou put out on the curb, 70 garbage cans of wastewere made upstream just to make the junk in that one garbage canyou put out on the curb. so even if we could recycle 100 percent of thewaste coming out of our households, it doesn’t get to the core of the problems.also much of the garbage can’t be recycled, either because it contains too many toxics, or itis designed not to be recyclable in the firs place like those juice packs with layersof metal and paper and plastic

all smooshed together.you can never separate those for true recycling. so you see, it is a system in crisis.all along the way, we are bumping up limits. from changing climate to declining happiness,it’s just not working. but the good thing about suchan all pervasive problem is that there are so many pointsof intervention. there are people working here on saving forestsand here on clean production. people working on labor rights and fair trade and conscious consuming and blockinglandfills and incinerators and, very importantly,on taking back our government

so it is really is by the peopleand for the people. all this work is critically importantbut things are really gonna start moving when we see the connections,when we see the big picture. when people along this system get united,we can reclaim and transform this linear system into something new, a system that doesn’twaste resources or people. because what we really need to chuckis this old-school throw-away mindset. there’s a new school of thinking on this stuffand it’s based on sustainability and equity: green chemistry, zero waste,closed loop production, renewable energy,local living economies.

it’s already happening. now some sayit’s unrealistic, idealistic, that it can’t happen but i say the ones who are unrealistic are thosethat want to continue on the old path. that’s dreaming. remember that old way didn’t just happen.it’s not like gravity that we just gotta live with people created it. and we’re people too.so let’s create something new. subtitles by the amara.org community

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fashion nova owner

fashion nova owner

   07.16       Fashion 2017

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[joey] previously onescape the night. lele is electrocuted andkilled in a dark challenge. we free another owner and learn arthur isthe one who is in league with theevil of the house. [oli] run! run! go! [arthur] i was aconfidence man and i played games withpeoples lives. and of all the games i played,

this one was my favorite. happy anniversary, my love. (wailing) but after playingit so many times, i had grown tired of it. i wanted more. then the devil came calling. (music playing) i was going to convince theevil within this house

that i was its servant. when in reality, it wasgoing to be working for me. [arthur] i needed the artifacts and the previous owner'sgone so you have this house. [joey] you playedus. what is that? [arthur] it's a ritual. [oli] we did the ritual! [arthur] you did the wrong one. [arthur] goodnight.

[oli] joey, no! (screaming) (dramatic sounds) guys? oli and eva are alsotied up to these posts and there's this crazylunatic man in the corner. [eva] oli, oli, oli? [oli] oh my gosh! [oli] oh my god!

guys we're, we're chained. [joey] look, look, look ihave a box. i have a box. [lunatic] all dressedup and nowhere to go! [eva] joey! [eva] joey, what is that,what is that next to you? [eva] see, it's like poker. [lunatic] welcome to my house! [oli] joey, getit. open the box. [eva] try.

[joey] it doesn'tfit, it doesn't fit. [eva] give it to oli then. [eva] give it to oli. [oli] give it tome, give it to me. [oli] oh no!(screaming) [lunatic] (mock screaming) [oli] oh, shut up! [oli] i can't get it! [eva] guys, mineworked! mine worked.

inside is a key, she unlocks one of the shacklesaround her wrist and then she spotsanother key which opens another one of our boxes. so it's, like this big teamworkthing where we have to push pokers back and forth to findthe ones that works for us. [oli] guys it doesn't work! [oli] it doesn't work. don'tleave me, please don't leave me! [joey] there's a box there too.

[oli] get the key! get me out! [eva] joey, grab, grabthe key from him! [lunatic] (mocking)joey, get away from me. [oli] get me out, get me out. [oli] yes! [lunatic] no, no, no. [eva] wait. [joey] what is this? [oli] yes.

[joey] open it. [oli] what's inside?what's inside? inside is this pocketwatch and also this note that says we've beeninjected by this serum. [eva] "by the timethe sun rises at 6am, you will be as complacentas well trained animals, and ready to jointhe house staff." this is from the butler! [joey] we've...it's 5:30.

[oli] oh my god. [joey] we have halfan hour. let's go. [oli] let's go, we need to go. [joey] come on. [lunatic] stay. go. [eva] we walk into this room and we realize that we arein arthur's bedroom. there's files everywhere,

it seems like the place wheresomeone crazy would live. the only thing it's missingis, like, that board on the wall with all of our photosand like red sharpies. [eva] guys, i found a key. [joey] wait, what?you found a key? [eva] on top of here. wait, wait, wait, i foundsomething. i found something. this is it. [joey] what is it?

[oli] look. [joey] oh. [oli] there's the file. [eva] that's it. [joey] our fingerprints. [oli] "brother, youhave humiliated me, betrayed me, enchained me in adark corner of your new estate. you brought me here tohelp you clean things up, but really you neededto stab me in the back

to show the wickedpresence your loyalty. someday the key to mycell will be found, and when that day comes i willrepay this betrayal with blood. i know you've hidden itbehind a trail of gems the first of which lurks beneath the surface of areflecting pool." what is this? apparently, arthur has a brother who is locked up and chainedin the house somewhere,

who was betrayed, hewants to kill arthur. [oli] "beneath the surfaceof a reflecting pool." [eva] we have to go to the pool. [joey] okay, how dowe get out of here? let's take this with us. [eva] this key has tobelong to something. [joey] this door, right here. [oli] this door. [eva] okay.

[oli] you got it? [joey] yeah. [eva] guys, my nail broke. (alarm ringing) [joey] this way, this way. we get outside andwe quickly realize that marvin, sarah andarthur are after us, and we need to stay hiddenfrom them at all cost. [arthur] i don't knowhow they got out.

[arthur] sarah, youtake the house. [sarah] okay. [arthur] marvin, youcheck the side, if you find them, gutthem where they stand. this game is over. our first instinct isto go to the pool. this is not easy though,because we have three people hunting allthrough out the house and we can't be seen.

[joey] he's coming, he's coming. [joey] this way. [joey] eva, this way. come on. they're all chasing afterus, searching for us. this is horrible, ihate being chased. this is , like, oneof my worst fears. [joey] 1, 2, 3, go! we get over to thepool and realize that there is no gems there.

then we realize thefountain in the front yard. [eva] the fountain? [joey] yeah, this way. [joey] come this way. eva. [joey] eva? eva? [joey] where's eva? [joey] eva? [joey] get inside.

[joey] close the door. i have to hide in this bushnext to the pool house. i'm thinking he's definitely going to see me. i am soscared at this point. [joey] eva, comeon. get down here. [joey] hurry.[eva] where are you? [joey] what are you doing? [joey] marvin's over here,marvin's over here. [joey] we're gonna try...

[joey] he's goingin there. okay. [joey] ready...1,2,3. finally we duck behindthe fountain and we look in and see that there'sdiamonds inside of it. [joey] there's agem in the water. [oli] there's a german? [joey] yeah, no gem! [oli] oh, a gem. and then i notice that there'sa chest

[joey] look. right next to the fountain. [joey] "under the water arethree invisible stones, place them on my crown andi will repay you tenfold." [joey] let's look for somethingthat can help grab it. [joey] there's a rake, a rake. [eva] i'm nervous, i'm nervous. [sarah] i found them! [oli] joey, you're caught,she's in the window.

[joey] who? [sarah] arthur? so next we take thethree diamonds, we put them on the chest and it pops open. [sarah] they were there! [marvin] where? [sarah] over there! [sarah] they were just there.

[joey] "the spiritswill speak words to help you restoremy evil eyes, so i might guard thehouse with my wings." [joey] wings. isthere, like, a statue? [joey] a statue with wings. [eva] there's that, withwings, that guards the house. [joey] the gargoyle! we realize we needto get back inside, which we know sarah's in there,lurking and looking for us.

[eva] watch for sarah. [joey] okay. [marvin] i seethem in the front! [joey] get in, get in. [marvin] i think theywent in the house. [joey] where's oli? [eva] i don't know. i seemavin, i see marvin. [joey] i don't know where he is. [eva] i see marvin.

[joey] he didn'tsee us. get down. [arthur] rightthere, i found them! i thought i was,like, this strong big game hunter not afraid of anything, and i am so scared. i don't think i'veever been more scared. [joey] oli, get inside! [joey] what is he doing?

[joey] oli? [joey] get over here. [eva] close the door, oli. [joey] alright, listen. [joey] sarah's upstairs, sheneeds to come down here. [oli] shhh. [joey] she's coming, she'scoming, she's coming. [joey] get under the table.get behind the table. [joey] get behind the table.

my heart is just poundingand i can see sarah's footsteps just walkingright passed us. and i just feel like she's goingto just look down and see us but she doesn't. [marvin] come out,come out and play! i'm trying to be so quietbut my shoes are really loud. they're definitely not madefor this type of situation. at all. unless you want to die. (suspenseful music)

[joey] get up here. [joey] quick, get in here! [joey] eva! [joey] (screams) [sarah] open the door! [sarah] where is the other one? [sarah] eva? [eva] people are going rogue, i'm getting left behind.

i am thinking i'm going tobe the one to die in this. [joey] guys. [joey] guys? eva? [joey] come on,come on, come on. [joey] where's oli? oli? [marvin] see them! we get upstairs, but it's notan easy room to get into. you can't just open up a door, you have to take thebottom and pull it up

and i'm thinking, okay, this isgoing to make a lot of noise. [marvin] they're upstairs. [joey] why is it the gargoyle? [joey] i'm going totry putting it in. [joey] one. two. okay,they're in. now what? [joey] i don't know! [joey] i don't know what the- [oli] guys, hurry up. [eva] "i overlook theback of the estate,

and wait to feast on green a met- [oli] guys, guys,here she comes. [oli] go down. [eva] " i over look theback of the estate and wait to feast on green. a metal spiral - [eva] did she see us? [joey] no.

[joey] oh my god. okay. [eva] it says, "ametal spiral of pain will lead you to mytable of blood." the next clue mentions somethingabout a spiral of pain, and i'm definitelythinking it's the spiral staircase in theback of the house. [joey] she's gone. come on. [joey] let's go,let's go, let's go. [joey] we have to be quiet.

[oli] go, go, go. [joey] out the front door. [sarah] ha! [sarah] get him! [sarah] marvin! [joey] guys! (laughing) ah, so now i'm outside alone, so i quickly duck in behind the

fountain again andi'm just waiting! [arthur] come on! [joey] ugh, i'm sofreaking upset! [arthur] this is insane. you are the worst searchersi've ever hired. we're trapped andi'm really nervous. eva? are you still here? you know what, screw it.

i'm going to the freakingstaircase by myself. [arthur] hello? [arthur] oli? where are they? [arthur] eva, marvinthinks you're cute. [marvin] ah, yes. i'm not sure at this point ifeva and oli are still alive. [joey] guys, i'min the backyard! where the hell are you?

[arthur] oh, hey. [sarah] marvin? [sarah] marvin. i know that the windowopened in the study, so i'm thinking,like, we could open this window. thisis how we get out, but meanwhile joey wasout running outside. [joey] what the hellare you guys doing? you're such stupid idiots!

i run out there andyou guys left me! [oli] no, we got corneredby her. [eva] we tried. [joey] no you didn't try! i'vebeen out here for so long! [eva] we need to stick together. [joey] hurry up! let'sgo up the stairs. [sarah] did you hear that? [joey] oh, gosh. [eva] let's get upbefore they see us. [joey] what were you guys doing?

[oli] we got cornered! [joey] oh shoot. [oli] we got cut off. [joey] oh my god, what is this? [joey] do you stillhave the thing? [eva] yeah. [joey] god, i would havedone this by myself but you guys had it. [oli] i'm sorry we gotcut off from you.

[joey] oh my god. [marvin] am i fired? [arthur] no. [arthur] no one else cando the pansies like you. [joey] okay, there we go. [joey] okay, a key and a map. [oli] wait, look, that'sthe front door there. [joey] we're goingback in the basement. wait, let's think about this.let's actually have a plan,

and stick to it, okay? [oli] okay, okay, okay. [oli] right, so what's the plan? [joey] wait, let's go over here. [oli] what's the plan? [joey] the plan is we're goingdown here, turning right [joey] and goingstraight into the- [oli] go, go, go, go. [joey] no, arthur's right there.

[oli] he's right there? [joey] yes. [oli] now go. we finally find the key andthe map to the brother, and, like, this is it. wejust need to get there. we've made it this farand we've survived it's just ones more step. [joey] is this it? [oli] this is it.

[joey] sarah couldcome down here. [oli] be quiet. [joey] is that it? [joey] over there. [eva] that's, that'sit. that's the - [oli] is that it? [joey] the key, thekey, the key, the key. [eva] i don't have the key. [joey] what do you meanyou don't have the key?

[eva] i was never given the key. [joey] you got thekey. you took it. [eva] guys, you nevergave me that key. [oli] oh no, i've got the key. i've got the key,i've got the key. [eva] oh my god. we open the door and wesee arthur's brother and he looks weatheredand he's tied up with, like, rope.

[eva] are you arthur's brother? untie me. my brother's a dead man. this is what we needto get out of here we need to divert theenemy and kill him off. [joey] let's untie him. [eva] okay, let's untie him. [oli] we're good. [joey] he has a hook.holy crap. oh my god.

[joey] eva, eva, eva. my brother is a dead man. [oli] where are you going? [oli] go up the stairs, go upthe stairs, go up the stairs. [joey] oh, shoot! [oli] oh my god. [joey] behind you! [oli] behind you! [oli] oh no!

[joey] no! [oli] get him! [eva] come on! [joey] you can do it! get up! [eva] get up! [oli] come on! [oli] he's done it. [eva] can we go home? [oli] this is over.

[joey] he's comingacross the grass. [oli] what are you doing? [eva] wait, what? [oli] get back inside! [joey] get inside! [joey] get inside, quick! [oli] no! push, push! [eva] get in, getin, get in, get in. [oli] what just happened?

[eva] at least thesun is coming up. [joey] the ritual, the ritual. [joey] okay, this isthe right ritual. [oli] we need tomake this right now. [joey] okay, let's do it. [joey] get the sand, getthe sand, get the sand! [joey] oli, go get thesand, it's outside! [oli] i'll go get that. [eva] okay, i'll help.

[oli] alright,i've got the sand. [oli] let's movethis out of the way. [joey] yeah, let's,let's move it. [joey] guys, wehave to be quick. [joey] we don't havemuch more time. [oli] okay. [oli] guys, the sun isgetting up. are we ready? [joey] yeah, let's go, let's go. [oli] okay, "with the thread ofthe crimes of your own design

i bind your evil three times. seven times, i bindyou from behind i bind you from before that you hurt mypeople never more. i bind you from the left,i bind you from the right i bind you by day, ibind you by night. i bind you from below,i bind you from above. i bind you with yourown evil within, so let this magic unfold

goddess of the darkest night bind the presencethat haunts this home in thy sacred firesof eternity." [joey] did it work? [oli] did we do it? [eva] did it work, guys? [oli] i think it worked. [eva] we need to bury them. [joey] let's burythese, come on.

the ritual finishesand we realize obviously this one worked. we feel a little bit safer but we'd still haveto bury the artifacts before we can finallymake it out. [eva] joey, hurry! [oli] come on, joey! [oli] put it in. [eva] hurry guys!

[joey] give me the shovel. [oli] let's bury this. this night has been thecraziest night of my life. this night is definitelygonna change me and i definitely made somereally close friends too. i don't think anyonewill understand what happened tonightat this house. [joey] oh gosh. i don't think i'm ever goingto go to a dinner party.

doesn't matter whereit is, who it's with, i don't do dinner parties now. i feel so luckyto have survived. i saw the deed and iknew that i needed to take it so it wouldn't fallinto the wrong hands.

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fashion nova overboard dress

   07.16       Fashion 2017

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(horror special) hurry, seunghye. hurry! we're late, we're late! what is it, honey? is the last bus about to leave? no, there's only one room left here. what? i just checked the app. there's only one room. we came all the way to sokcho.

i can't! i have to go home. it's just that i have something important tomorrow. what is it? i have to catch pikachu on pokemon go. kim seunghye. it was my dream to be on team rocket as a kid. what's with you, honey? if you ask me what i am... telling you is human nature!

oh, stop it! so let's just stay for the night. gosh... excuse me. do you have a room here? - no. no! / - what? no vacancies. you booked the last room. no! what? you booked the room?

not because of you. pikachu can only be caught in this room. you can use this room. let's go in. honey, there are so many bugs here. - a lot of bugs? / - yeah. then go wash up. they're attracted to the smell of sweat. you should wash up.

- forget it. / - yeah? then should we wash up together? what? geez! want me to get bitten while you wash up alone? my body is precious too! my parents cherish me at home! it's not like that... better than getting bug bites, right? let's go.

- hold on, honey. / - what? isn't it a bit creepy here? water gloves. keep the bugs away. the bugs will all run away! - seunghye. / - yeah? - i think this place is weird. / - it really is. this won't do. let's play a game.

what? that's so random and weird. we might as well to have some fun. hold on. then i'll... make a punishment drink. - pour this... / - geez... the loyalty game. rock, paper, scissors! i won!

i'll drink first. honey... - you have to drink all of it. / - okay. oops! i took my mouth off of it! - what? / - why'd you ask me a question? as a part of the rules, you have to finish it. if you finish, i'll grant you a wish. i can't drink all of this! why not?

lady, it's for seunghye... excuse me. lady... my wish is... what is she talking about? what a strange person. this. i went easy on you. what's with her? this place is so creepy!

seunghye, this won't do. we should get to bed early to catch pikachu tomorrow morning. let's go to bed. - i have to use the same blanket as you? / - sure. i feel uncomfortable... i'll just sleep over here. no, you use the blankets, seunghye. really? - great. / - did you see the chamber pot?

why? i get an upset stomach without a blanket. it's okay. i'll just have diarrhea all night. honey, honey. should we use the blanket together then? if that's what you want... how nice... - why are you in here? / - what's with him? - what the... / - what's he doing?

what are you doing? wall bed. space saver. honey, you use the blankets and i'll sleep here. why is this stupid thing here? seunghye, let's get out of this weird place. - why? / - excuse me. come out for a second. we'd like to just leave.

why are you leaving already? i'm sorry we're leaving so soon. it's okay. this isn't the first time. this happens all the time. what? you came here often? - no, seunghye... / - i'm so disappointed in you. seunghye, seunghye... how could you tell her that? and this is only my second time here!

not you. that young lady. she always comes here and leaves early. (descendants of pyongyang) - is everyone here? / - yes, sir! we're not at this convenient store to work. remember that. yes, sir! comrade jonghyeok. you came to the south recently.

make sure you don't stand out. don't worry, sir. i studied all the south korean trends. comrade changho. what's that in your hand? it's a drone that's really hot in south korea. look. nope, nope! what's hot in south korea

are propeller straws! those are so outdated! try to stay current with the trends! - and comrade changyun. / - yes. what's with your fashion today? this is the idol look that's hot in south korea. the real idol look is the jeong wongwan from sobangcha look! who wears that these days?

try to stay current with the trends. goodness... - hello, boss! / - hello. good morning. you're a new guy. he came to interview as a part-timer. who wears that to an interview for a part-time job? someone might think you're a spy. why are you so surprised.

no, no... our convenience store will be choosing the best part-timer and they get an incentive bonus. - so everyone try to be extra kind. / - yes! - let's go. / - let's go! an incentive? do not be blinded by that incentive bonus. hello, miss. if you buy these two,

it's buy one, get one free. ♪ these two ♪ - ♪ you and me ♪ / - you're so kind. just a moment, ma'am. comrade changyun, what are you doing? you dare sell while singing a south korean song? you're a slave to south korean propaganda! i'm sorry, sir! which of these two taste better?

out of those two... ♪ this one is the best ♪ ♪ it's the best ♪ geez, what's with this place? please buy one, miss! shut it! we didn't say anything, sir! hold on, hold on. who threw out food waste here?

it was me, boss! - changho! / - yes? who throws out egg shells with food waste? get your act together! use your head! i ought to just fire him... sir... i can't take it anymore! comrade changho!

that gun is only for when your life is in danger! yes, sir. put it away. i got a free corn dog from the eatery near here. who wants this corn dog? me! me! me, boss! you're always the first for stuff like this. - i'm sorry. / - just take it! thank you.

yeah, i got a corn dog. let me get a bite. - beat it. / - just one bite. - beat it! / - give me a bite. freeze! bring me that corn dog! give me that corn dog now! i will split it fair and square. you're going to eat the bigger share again!

yeah? then you take the first bite. here. happy now? peace has been restored again. don't move! put the money in the bag. now! what do you think you're doing? what the...

get back here! what's with him? we got a call. about the robber? he just left. no. regarding spies. - what? / - arrest them! (can't take it back) honey.

sora. sorry for being so late. it's okay. i just got here too. i rushed out so i didn't get to do all my makeup. don't i look ugly today? got to stay focused! she looks the same as yesterday. one wrong word and i'll never hear the end of it for a week.

what do i do? yes. i'll say something touching. that's right. ugly. i look ugly? compared to you, these flowers are ugly and so is everything in here! gosh! you like me that much? - let's make plans for our vacation. / - okay. this should be fun!

when should we go? how about in 2 weeks? i have a friend's wedding in 2 weeks. then we can go the following week. it's my friend's wedding the following week. and it's in the countryside! yes. i'll be honest with her. - sora. / - yeah? it's my best buddy's wedding the following week. - oh, a wedding? / - yeah.

- what time is it? / - 12. alright, go then. - i can go? / - yeah. thanks. i want you back by 12:10. how can i be back by 12:10? i told you that you could go. fine, i won't go then. - really? / - yeah.

- so we can leave in the morning! / - yeah. where should we go? sora, where do you want to go? i'm fine with anywhere. she doesn't really mean anywhere. yes. i'll be a man and take the lead. sora, should we go to the mountain? we can dip our feet in the vale, pitch a tent and go camping.

- the mountain? / - yeah. what about the bathrooms? and a shower? are there bugs? how could you only think about yourself? wrong answer. yes. let's go where girls usually go. how about the beach? we can enjoy the water and get tanned.

doesn't that sound nice? yeah, it does. for you. girls in bikinis enjoying the water and getting tanned. are you going on vacation with me or to check out other girls? that was the wrong answer too. yes. i'll do what sora wants.

i'm happy to go anywhere as long as you're there. let's just go anywhere. - anywhere? / - sure. you've changed. you're not trying now that i'm your girlfriend? - you used to make all the plans. / - i didn't change. i'm going home! don't you dare follow me! she told me not to follow her. why is she so slow? yes. does she want me to cheer her up?

alright. i'm so sorry. don't be mad. i was wrong. do you know what you did wrong? i'm... i'm sorry for seeming like i changed. - so you admit you changed! / - it's not like that... yeah, you've changed! that won't work either. talking will only lead to more fighting. i'll save my words.

say something. what is it? go ahead and go home. we'll talk later. fine. let's talk later. no vacation. just like you wanted. - i didn't say... / - we'll break up, live our lives... - overboard... / - you can talk to my funeral photo... after i die of old age! what do i do then?

yes. i'll make the first move. i'm sorry for not planning the trip and making you feel like i changed. i'm sorry for everything. i was wrong. so you knew what you were doing. no... it's not like that! - it's even worse that you knew! / - no! you'd better stay sharp!

i was super focused! (trouble maker) the people are scared of terrorists hidden all throughout korea. to take out those terrorists we've assembled an elite squad. everyone, stay alert. you don't know where a terrorist might be. all members,

head to the nearby cafe. what kind of terrorist is at a cafe? wow... i can't believe my two best friends wanted me to set them up. i hope things work out between you two. hello, min. i've heard about you before. you really are very pretty.

yunho, you're as handsome as i heard too. yes. this is very nice. you two should talk. you're leaving already? geez! alright, alright. i'll stay! it would be awkward without me. i'm staying!

min, what would you like to eat? i'll have the pork cutlet. pork cutlets... i love pork cutlets too. we have similar tastes in food. we'll have 2 orders of pork cutlets... - and one hamburg steak. / - sure. what the... you're going to eat with us too? gosh! alright, alright! i'll stay after the meal too!

a terrorist! get down! sanghun. you sure you're not going? i'm staying. why are you so nervous? it's a good thing i'm here with you two. alright... yunho. what's your hobby? my hobby is soccer... he loves playing soccer.

he's nowhere near as good as i am, but he scores from time to time. sometimes on his own team... hey! min, what's your hobby? - i like to travel... / - she travels all the time. she goes backpacking all over the country. i love to travel too. i'm going to busan this week.

are you... free? i am free then. me too! i know all about busan! the 3 of us are going to busan this weekend! this is awesome! - this won't do. i'm going in. / - yes. oh, right. sanghun. don't you have to see your girlfriend today?

oh, right! i almost got in big trouble. hello. jimin. i'm sorry. i can't make it. i'm setting up my friends right now. i have to be here. got to go. done. don't worry. i can stay.

we're good. this should be the place... hey! deputy lee! oh, chief! what brings you here? just meeting a friend. - your friends? oh, hello. / - hello. i should do something about this. coffee's on me.

1, 2, 3. excuse me! we'll have 4 cups of coffee. so you'll drink coffee with us? i'll stay and drink coffee with you! geez... so what are you doing this weekend? me? i'm going to busan with my friends? yeah?

great! i'm going to busan too. have fun with your friends. i'll be calling you. you know all about busan. rub some oil on me on the beach. let's have a great time there! gosh, this is so uncomfortable! the terrorist has been suppressed! - nice. / - the terrorist has been suppressed. nice.

move to the nearby mart. what kind of terrorist is at a mart? jeju-do black pork is on sale. come try some. - miss. / - yes? - how much is this? / - $10. give it to me for $5. i bought this for $10. you can have it for $5. i spent $10 too...

on all these. i can't give you something that's $10 for $5. you're going to sell it for half price later anyway. that's after 8. it's past 8 a.m. i meant 8 p.m. i have to watch my dramas at 8 p.m. what am i supposed to do? the unrelated siblings meet the parents

and find out the truth behind their births. will you be responsible if i go crazy from curiosity? i can't take this anymore! - jimin, get in there! / - yes, sir! then what should i do for you? then leave this one right here. i'll come back after the drama and buy it for $5. okay? save that one for me.

- wow, the meat is so cheap today! / - yes. excuse me. i'll take all of this. - all of it? sure. / - yes. she's going to buy some so she can get some. - you're going to buy all of these? / - yes. - i bet you don't have a boyfriend. / - yes... that's why you spend all your money on food. if you keep trying to eat your stress away, you'll get fat and then you'll really never find a man.

but i don't think it's your fat that's keeping the men away now. sir, it's not working on her! i'm not buying! that's it. we'd better handle this ourselves! i can't do that. if you won't give me a discount... - throw a few free samples into my bag. / - what? i was trying to try some here

but i couldn't eat any because you kept talking! mother, please don't be like this. mother? who are you calling mother? i don't have a daughter like you. if you were my child, i would've slapped you silly for talking back at me like that. what's going on? manager, she's asking to give me $10 worth for $5.

well... then just do it for her. finally, someone in charge i can talk to. this part-timer wasn't cutting it. - here. / - we'll give this to you for $5. so never say anything to our employees again. sure, sure. we have a surprise sale! we're selling $10 worth of meat for $2! what? what are you doing?

are you insane? the manager has gone crazy! buy! buy! it's a good thing i didn't buy any before! we've suppressed the terrorist! mission complete! (detective song) you're going to have to throw the next game. i'm not doing that anymore.

you won't do it? then i'll give the reporters this file with proof that you were fixing the games. then you're finished. think hard about this. this man is dead! so this is the scene of the crime. who are you? i solve every case. i'm detective sherlock.

i'm watson. what were you doing? sleeping. why'd you come? just to see. good. hold it! the victim has a colorful mark on this neck

and a gold necklace in his hand. that means... he was choked by the necklace? he died of metal allergy. that's why you shouldn't buy fake gold. some people who wear belts get metal rashes on their stomachs. no need for any ointment. just pull your underwear up.

that's very good information and fancy underwear. why is there a bloody baseball bat? - is it yours? / - no. - then... is it yours? / - yes. why is your baseball bat here? since i'm a baseball player. - you're a baseball player? / - yes. let me ask you one more time. - you're a baseball player? / - yes!

then autograph this. sherlock with a heart. lucky me. some people call the baseball bat a baseball "batta." that is an incorrect japanese term. if you continue to use that term, i'll hit you with a batta. great information. i got hit by a batta before.

watson! it's your turn now. you... i actually dug up some dirt on you. i found something suspicious. you're not playing as well as you did last year. why did your stats suddenly drop? why did your stats suddenly drop! it's probably a slump.

try reading the book "100 ways to get out of a slump." - books are food for the mind. / - yes. but wait. i've had my eyes on you. you keep biting your nails from being nervous. am i right on the mark? you're even biting your nails now! it's because you have a lot of cuticles.

cut them with the proper cuticle scissors. don't cut too much and cut your skin too. so much great information. baseball coach, step aside! there's a cell phone next to the victim. i must've called for help before he died. but he didn't. he was out of battery.

♪ my battery died ♪ ♪ so i missed your call ♪ ♪ i didn't want to go but my friends insisted ♪ it's your part next. ♪ why are you doing this to me? ♪ ♪ shut up, shut up ♪ - ♪ shut up ♪ / - get out! ♪ shut up ♪ ♪ blah, blah, that mouth ♪

- ♪ shut up ♪ / - ♪ blah, blah, that mouth ♪ they almost found out i killed him. those fools. did you really take us for fools? we knew everything from the start. you knew everything too, didn't you? then why didn't you say anything? why didn't you say anything? about what?

that the exit is that way. we were lost in here. let's go! he said that way. (large love) it's nice and refreshing at this vale. it really is nice. nice air and water. huh? is that a frog?

why? does it gross you out? it looks delicious! that one is too small. - let's get some proper food. / - alright. yes, hello. - have a seat. / - okay. let's see... what's good here? why are you sitting on the floor? this isn't a table?

no, it's a patio. sit on it. i was happy i had a big table. too bad. so would you like to order? - i'll have... / - yes. 3 whole chicken soups. so 3 servings? no. these 3.

- the small, medium and large? / - yes. - that's 12 servings total. / - yes. oh... alright. i'll take these three. the same 12 servings? no, no. the one at the end. - 3 large orders. 18 servings? / - yes, yes. wouldn't it be better to order less and then order more if it isn't enough?

it's a joke. i'll get you your food. - thank you. / - thank you. - it sure is nice to be out. / - very nice. let's go to the beach next week. the beach? never. no beach. you're going to wear a bikini at the beach. then all the other guys will stare!

i'm totally against that. why are you so old-fashioned? yeah, i am! just date a guy who's okay with all that then. meet another guy? i'm going home. minkyoung! hey! kim minkyoung! your food is here.

hurry, hurry! he looked like he needed help. i'm sure you just needed food. you can scoop out the chicken oil with this. - why? / - why? - enjoy the oil too. / - yes. he jokes around way too much. seriously. this looks great.

oh, right. minkyoung. this reminds me of the time you went to your first baseball game. you were so excited that you went up on stage and cheered with the cheerleaders. right. i was so excited and went... everyone was staring at me. of course. you pushed all the cheerleaders off stage.

oh, right. it was cramped up there. minkyoung! i knew you'd be here. look here. you followed us all the way here? i'd never be able to come back here if it wasn't for minkyoung. i was being swept away by the rapids in the vale when i grabbed a log nearby.

that log was minkyoung's leg! i just dipped my feet in the water. no, minkyoung. 5 people hung on to me behind me. - i bought a gift for you, minkyoung. / - what? a ruby necklace from england. wow, it's beautiful! a string of dried yellow corvina from yeonggwang. that looks delicious!

minkyoung... that's your choice? love is so difficult. i feel bad now... - minkyoung. / - this looks great. yeah? and you still insist on going to the beach? guys like that still chase you around. if you wear a bikini, they'll be all over you... i'm totally against it.

yoo minsang. you can't be understanding as you date me? yeah, i can't be understanding of that. i don't like other guys staring at you! you're being obsessive. you give me the chills. now i give you the chills? fine, minkyoung. how about we take some time to think?

fine, let's do that. i knew you'd say that. i'm going. dummy... he really left. excuse me, who's paying the bill? - i will. / - okay. oh, right. i didn't bring my purse. i'll go get it right now.

you can't just leave like that. i'll be right back no. you don't trust me? - i don't even know you! / - hold it. minsang. how much is it? $305. pay the man.

- why aren't you chasing him? /- mister! don't take that without paying! (knew this would happen) professor. the new drug you invented with professor song... can you sign the contract without him? that's how it goes in this line of work. professor song only knows research. he doesn't know about this stuff.

hey, park yeongjin! what did you say? you want sole credit for the drug we invented together? - no... / - my hidden files... where did you put them? what are you talking about? just go do your research. i'll take care of the rest. - this guy... / - professor!

we got the file thief on security camera. what? who is it? it was hard to tell from the darkness, but i'm sure he was wearing glasses. did that man wear brown horn-rimmed glasses? he was wearing these glasses. what? it was you? i knew this would happen! which is why i got him a new interior for his home.

i have a curved tv. good, good. i trusted you and you deceive me? i wonder how bad it hurts to be betrayed by someone you trusted. that's how much it hurts. which is why i got him a fancy sports car. the doors open like this. - here's the sample of the new drug. / - good.

why you... yeongjin. i knew you'd try something funny. which is why i brought a reporter! what? how can a reporter get into the lab? which is why i've been hiding in here since yesterday. the two faces of the respected professor park. you're finished once i put this out!

then don't! tie him up! put him back in! lock it. now what? doesn't matter. you can't sign that contract without this sample! things have gone too far. i'm going to destroy the new drug sample! which is why i copied the drug.

now i'm the only one with a sample. which is why i switched the real one for a fake! - it's fake? / - that's a fake copy. darn! the real drug has been sent to by house by parcel delivery! i knew this would happen! which is why i changed the delivery address to my address! i got the package!

now i just need the drug. which is why i put a brick in there! what is this? you should've done a face-to-face transaction. what are you saying? the real drug is safe in the lab. i'll destroy you here and take the drug for myself! what do you mean?

which is why i brought a tranquilizing shot! which is why i brought a tranquilizing gas gun. a gas gun? so long... which is why i made the gun point at you! then i can just shoot it like this. which is why i brought a gas mask! a gas mask? if i put this on, that weapon will be useless!

which is why i changed it into a horse mask! a horse mask? fool! i'll be taking the sample from the lab and i'll go sign that contract. yeongjin, you'll never make it to the lab. i've blocked off all the doors to the lab! which is why i made a door to the lab. a door?

i can just go out this way. which is why i filled the inside with water! look at it fill the room. he flooded the lab! you'll never get in! which is why i pulled the drain plug. you pulled it out? don't drain! oh, no!

i can go through here once the water is drained. so long. which is why i made the knob come out endlessly! why does this keep coming out? which is why i made a dog door here. a dog door? i can go out through here. which is why i put a hunting dog in there! it's the dog from "the wailing."

which is why i switched the dog for a cute puppy! a puppy? here, hold this. i'm going out through here! which is why i blocked it off with bars! you'll never get to the lab! which is why i made emergency escape stairs! where are the stairs? - right here! / - what?

- i can go out through here. / - what the... it's over once the chopper comes to pick me up. chopper? once the helicopter gets here... right here! let the rope down here! which is why i made it a fire fighting helicopter! i didn't know this would happen! (like a family)

jaein, the spicy rice cakes were delicious. yeah? then i'd like a present right here. gosh! hurry. goodness! you little brat! hold it right there! she caught me! hey! who are you? i'm soyoung's boyfriend song jaein.

hello, mother. what? mother? how do i look like her mother? i'm obviously her older sister! run away, jaein! get over here! you're an embarrassment to the neighborhood... what's all the ruckus? why's it so noisy outside?

i'm so embarrassed to show my face around here! this little brat was smooching with some guy! soyoung, did you really do that? want to get in trouble with me? you're really scaring her. don't be like that, sister-in-law! it's not like big bro said anything wrong! when i was a student i was tempted by many men, but i was so focused

on my studies. i never dreamed of dating! that's why i got a lot of blind dates lined up for you. get your own act together. who are you to scold anyone? gosh, a student shouldn't be kissing. i should shave your head and lock you up! shave her head? dad, give me $500 so i can get my hair done too.

how does it cost $500 to get your hair done? so i can go to the salon the celebrities go to! i want to get a two-block cut before i get older! pay up. don't just sit there blinking! you pathetic fool. soyoung, get your head on straight! there are tons of great guys in university! - father. / - yeah.

i studied my butt off and met him in university! i would've partied more as a student if i had known! why are you saying such nonsense to make her cry? you're such a pain! you old bag, did you eat twisted bread sticks? why are you so twisted? that reminds me. you were chatting up some old bag at the bakery. who was she?

she just came to buy bread. i'm going then. where? to tear out the hairs of that old bakery lady! when she's paying to buy her bread i'll hit her in the 3rd and 4th vertebrae and then fold her up into a human sandwich! - don't mom. / - i'm here. why's it so noisy at home?

soyoung kissed her boyfriend in front of the house. you kissed in front of the house in broad daylight? get over here, you little brat! i'll tell you a secluded area. do that stuff there. what a great thing to teach your younger sister. - geez... / - dad. how is that a good thing? you're always like this. you always say the wrong thing!

when did i do that? don't you remember? when the kid next door bragged about getting 1st, you said, "that's okay. you'll beat him next time." so i actually went and beat him up! then i had to go to the police station. i almost got a criminal record because of you! brother! be quiet!

and everyone, please stop worrying about me. jaein and i have a very pure plastic love. auntie, you mean platonic love, not plastic. does your boyfriend know you're this ignorant? yeonggil! does it make you happy to belittle me? i want hamburgers. dad, i want burgers. hear that, dad?

give me $2,000 to buy hamburgers. why's it so expensive? shake shack opened in gangnam. i want to go have that. but $2,000 is still too much. it's a 3 to 4 hour wait on average. i'll just go have it in the u.s.! alright, alright. next time, next time. next time when?

i'm 50 years old! i might die before you do! stop it, bro! you're always asking for money. what if dad gets ill from stress? daesung, you're taking my side. looks like the sun will rise in the west. dad. how can the sun rise in the west?

you're always like this, dad. you always lie to me! when i was eating as a kid you said, "just watching you eat makes me full, son." and yet you kept eating right next to me! you always ate a big bowl of rice! gosh, i have no luck with my kids... even at this age... would you stop complaining already?

don't be like that! don't talk back like that to someone when the rio olympics could be the last olympics of their life! - it's the last one for me? / - stay out of this, dad! - i'm getting so angry! / - gosh! what was all that? that isn't womanly! so you like womanly women? - i'm going then. / - where?

to tear out the hairs of womanly old ladies! when that womanly old bag is dying her fingernails in balsam, i'll scratch her face and leave her face dyed red. please stop it, everyone! is kissing my boyfriend such a crime? why are you making such a big fuss? you little brat!

ask anyone on the street! ask them if kissing is good or bad! oh, look. a passerby. is kissing a good thing or bad thing? what do you think of kissing? kissing? it's how we greet each other in my country. you greet by kissing? you should greet your elders!

greet me. that was a great greeting. (1 vs. 1) quiz show 1 vs. 1! we have lots of contestants today. let's meet the first contestant. i'm from l.a. my weight could kill you. i'm kilogram. ♪ i'm... kilo... gram ♪

- ♪ clap ♪ / - alright, alright. why are you doing this? it's hip hop. here's your question. stop that. don't mess around. here's your first question! it's a traditional korean martial art. now it's become a world-famous sport.

it uses no weapons. what is this sport where you attack and defend with your hands and feet? this is the answer. okay. i know! ♪ i... know... the answer ♪ stop that! you don't know this?

this one. why do you keep doing that? alright. forget it. that was wrong. here's your second question. don't do that. here's your second question. it's where you mature sexually with not only your body growing, but also many mental changes.

what do you call this period? here's a hint. the last character is gi. - ends in gi... / - yes. the story of my clothes. ♪ people are surprised by the clothes size ♪ ♪ the washing machine can't handle my clothes ♪ ♪ in the summer i'm always covered in salt ♪ ♪ making salt is my talent ♪

i'm the salty one! hold on.... - so what's the answer? / - answer? ♪ i... know... the answer ♪ you're out! let's meet the next contestant! good to see you, il hoseon. hello, minsang. you have a moustache today.

moustache? what are you talking about? - a moustache... / - what is this? why are there worms on my face? why are there worms there? i guess they got on me when i was eating dirt. i have two. you can have this one. no. you eat them both. oh, yeah. stop messing around.

here are your first questions. try to fill in the blanks to complete the song lyrics. here we go! ♪ ding and the sun goes up ♪ raw fish? when? - i love raw fish. / - stop messing around! next one! ♪ son ♪ ♪ don't forget your change pail ♪

next! ♪ hands in the air and wave them from side to side ♪ ♪ then to the side ♪ ♪ beg for change all around me ♪ - just 10 cents please. / - stop it. just keep begging. this contestant has memorized every wrong answer to be on our show. this is jeong yunho. nice to meet you.

i've memorized these answers 100%. - these. / - yes. i've memorized all these so i think i can take the prize money today. that's great. i'll give you a test. this was from last year. this is a hormone that anticipates the daily onset of darkness, seasonal changes... melatonin.

amazing. i really hope you win. we'll start with the easy questions. this is the first one. this is about rice rolls. what are rice rolls wrapped in? i don't know that one! - why not? / - it wasn't in here! that's because it's so easy.

why don't you know? you know. we buy rice rolls at a fast food eatery. think about it. what is the rice roll wrapped in? oh! aluminum foil! no! not that! it's a traditional korean food. it ends in chi. many foreigners enjoy it too!

it ends in chi! sandwich? not that! please give me another chance. - forget it. try to get the second one. / - okay. here's the second question. the next question is about arbor day. arbor day! i know! arbor day was started in the u.s. in 1892

and the event eventually spread worldwide. korea started celebrating it in 1894... - alright! here's the question! / - hurry! what do we plant on arbor day? - that wasn't in here! / - why don't you know? we plant these for our future. it doesn't look good if it's too sparse. what do we plant? - hairs. / - no!

not that. we have a lot at kbs too. right! what is this made of? oh! the precious license fees from the people. right! but that's not the answer! this was very bread and butter. bread and butter? where? - over there! / - rebound! 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go!

- i'll answer everything right. / - great, haecheol. please just let me finish before answering. here i go. this is about flower language. - a rose... / - weightlifter. not jang miran. - a rose... / - rose motel. let me finish. a rose means love.

- a chrysanthemum means... / - guckkasten. no! not the singers! forget it. next question. listen carefully. this is about status. - the king... / - "game of thrones!" no! let me finish. - sejong the great... / - it's a new city! no! geez... what do you take me for?

- death penalty. / - hey. i'm good at getting girls. i'm a player. you're a wrestler! you're just everywhere, aren't you? - visceral fat? / - hey! you're the one making me feel dried out! - jerky! / - jerky... you don't get a single thing right!

- the national weather service? / - that's true... but stop that! it's wrong! let's meet the last contestant. i go to the hospital these days, i'm lee byeongwon. hello, byeongwon. what will you do if you win the prize money? i'll go to mojito for a glass of maldives. you've switched them around? i prepared a talent.

- watch. / - what? that's pretty good. how's my ingmim? you mean miming? no, it's ingmim. don't you know? - no... / - you don't know? - panto ingmim. / - what? stop that! it's miming. kidding me are you?

are you kidding me? - kidding me are you? / - what are you doing? massaging your shoulders. - answer the question. / - alright. here's the first one. these are about new terms. the term ymfs means a perfect man that's smart, athletic and even handsome. moms often compare their own sons to these men.

what does ymfs stand for? i'm one of these, so i know. answer. your friend's mom's son. hold on... it's a bit mixed up. just a bit. fix it around a bit! son your mom's friend's. what is that?

- are you kidding me? / - kidding me are you? i'm making a wish. i wish you'll get married... this won't work. stop messing around! it's about salted fish. it's used instead of soy sauce in kimchi and stews. it's made from fermented sand eel. what's it called? i love this stuff. extract eel sand.

why would you say that? mix it around again! eel extract sand. why would you say that? - that was wrong? / - all wrong. man, i was going to sing a song if i won. what song? do sungmo's "jo you know." - ♪ jo you know, you need a massage ♪ / - stop! - this has been... / - sang minyoo.

it's yoo minsang! (the demon) this is it. i can sense an incredible evil presence here. - it's a strong presence. / - stay calm. did this come out in february? no. it came out in july. the seventh month! it's a demon. it's a middle-aged man demon!

come out of him! come out! the demon is out. show us your true form. now! the middle-aged man demon! my legs are so sore after playing soccer. ouch... who plays soccer in dress shoes? i got all dusty. don't dust yourself here!

hey! there are a lot of shoes here! natural cow hide? so this is cow hide? i don't think it's real cow hide. fine. i'll hide that fact. hey, there's a pretty actress in this shoe store. i push the shoe. shin mina! these are high heels!

hi, heel! good-bye, heel! geez! get away! listen up. what do you call super junior in the water? aqua shoes. super junior in the water! aqua shoes! you're not laughing now. but listen up.

if you ever see lee teuk drink water on tv... - you'll crack up! / - no! why are you laughing so hard? are you wearing aqua shoes? what happened? what a relief. i think the demon is gone. - i'll go check. / - be careful. - hey, kid. are you okay? / - yes. - we should race to get you home. / - yes.

didn't you say i should lace to get home? shoe laces! the demon is back! i'm all sweaty after a run. i'm so hot. so hot... - so hot... / - hey! i'm all sweaty... stop it already.

since we're at a shoe store, i'll give you a new one. here we go. shoe table! shoe, table! i'll give you running shoes. running shoes. get it together! hey, demon.

you don't know? don't underestimate middle-aged men. you kids these days like to expose yourselves wearing sleeveless t-shirts calling it the hip hop look. we enjoy the hip hop look too! a hiking vest! this is middle-aged man swag! swag! swag! why aren't you laughing? (please go away)

where is my man that's as sweet as this candy? bingo! mr. cutie guy. i like stouts too. would you pour me a glass? how can i defeat this figure of darkness? this isn't stout. this is oriental medicine. so bitter!

eat this. i threw out medicine as a bait and ended up biting the candy... how about i pick up the tab here? tell me anything you want. this is harder than the university entrance exam... i'll take this. we end at 4. i'm ending this. bye!

let's go together. i feel like ma dongseok when he got on the train in "train to busan." i'm so tired from using my strength. gosh... goodness... excuse me! please clean this zombie up. may i help you? hey, why is cinderella here straight out of a fairy tale?

i'll help you up. - beat it! / - ouch! my joint got kicked by her glass slipper. who are you? an employee here? i'm a part-timer. i'm learning many things from my mom. is your mother the owner? she's a kitchen worker. she keeps our personal and work lives separate.

i can't call her mom. i have to call her auntie. would you like to see my mom... no... to see auntie and grill a squid with me? - get lost! / - don't go. take the squid. you're so funny! you're quite the joker. i'm a joker too!

try to guess. - what is a sheep's favorite bird? / - hawk. hawk! happy? you told her, didn't you? why do you sound so sleazy? do you brush your teeth in butter? i'll destroy you. i'll destroy you! oh! smart guy! so... so...

so you like turkey? i love turkey. what's turkey most famous for? i'm curious. google it. do you have any questions for me? the turkish government succeeded in suppressing the coup and the turkish president gained absolute power.

what do you think about this? absolute power... aren't the x-men the strongest? it's a joke! how about we just talk about us instead? about us? korea is turkey's brother country and their government thinks islamic scholar gulen is responsible for the coup. gulen denies these accusations.

what do you think about that? i bet he's very kind to his wife. i'd like to meet a man like that. how about we get some ice cream instead? turkey is famous for ice cream... hey, hey! beat it! go to turkey and dislocate your jaw eating kebabs! thank you! did you wait long?

i sat on my big butt for too long... pilates is the best for making you more flexible. i'd like a bottle of your most expensive alcohol! oh! luxury guy! so you like pilates? i'm flexible too. are you a piggy bank? i bet this one can fit a lot of money. did you know?

my heart is empty. you're quite gruesome. i'm lonely. i'm in agony. you're a bad man. you're also a bad man! gosh, it's so hot... gosh, this is so gross! stop, stop, stop!

it's finally time to choose. i like a man with a nice scent. the man with the better scent will be my man of destiny today. first, cutie guy. i'm going to use sand eel extract as mouth wash. oh, it smells rotten! luxury guy. - time for some cookies. / - garlic and onions!

what's with these guys? (genome project) hello, everyone. i'm park sora of male restoration project. it's been over 100 years since men have been extinct. our team of researchers have been secretly researching men and we'll present our new findings here.

what did you find? first, we have findings on men's human relations. all men had one particular human relation in common. it's... a guy i know. - a guy i know? / - yes. men had guys they knew. who were these guys?

hey, should we go to jeju-do? dude, there's a guy i know in jeju-do. i'll talk to him. so should we rent a car? there's a guy i know that owns a rent-a-car. i'll tell him to have one ready for us. oh? what about our lodging? there's a guy i know that owns a pension. i'll take care of everything.

let me make the call. he must be busy. they all claimed they knew him, but nobody has ever seen him. all men had a guy they knew. is that guy a legendary figure? it's quite possible. and we discovered a men's relic. it's a cell phone used by a man 100 years ago.

we checked the names in the contacts list and discovered something a bit strange. men would save the names... hongdae jeonghye, itaewon yeongju, garosugil juhyeon. why are there locations in front of the names? according to our research, they saved the location of where they met the woman. what if they meet a woman of the same name

in the same location? they did this... hongdae bob-cut jihye. hongdae red dress jihye. they saved these extra details. - what is that? / - i don't understand... lastly, it was said that men managed their human relations as well. were all men in the fishing industry? it's similar.

to explain it simply... at night, men went to the sea called hongdae. and... "what's up?" they toss the bait. they toss it to many targets! goodness! what is that? and then... if a girl bites... i saw someone that looks like you.

i just texted because i missed you. want to come out? they'd shoot out these texts. - to multiple targets! / - goodness! wouldn't that be considered as spam? this is how men managed multiple women. these kinds of men hated to hear this... what am i to you? - that's how men were. / - goodness gracious...

next, are our findings on men's fashion which was a key part of our project. it took men under 10 minutes to get dressed and get ready. how is that possible? men... were ready to go after just putting a hat on. depending on the person, they put in more effort. sometimes they used hair wax.

man, i look good today. after putting on blemish balm and getting all perfect... they'd put on a hat and go out. why did they keep wearing hats? that's how men were. (manly men) things were going well with your girlfriend. why'd you suddenly break up? i told my girlfriend i was going to a club

for my friend's birthday party. she said, "honey, don't grind with other girls." that's cute. don't grind? that must be what you do at the club. i don't. i'm just going to celebrate his birthday. you only know what you've experienced. you probably grind on guys

which is why you said that to me! you must've really danced... hold on. when did you go clubbing? then she said, "my friend asked me to go. so i just went to have fun with my friend." yeah. why were you suspicious? have fun with your friend? which friend? i bet it was a guy.

since you used the pronoun friend. if you went with a female friend, you would've said you went with nayeong or miyeong. you wouldn't have said friend! it's not that i don't trust you! it's not like that. give me your cell phone. give it to me. give me your cell phone! - so that's why she dumped you? / - yeah... i can't ask her out again.

maybe i'll hide by the road tomorrow morning and watch her go to work. hide? what if you get caught by the road? - i won't... / - didn't you think about that? gosh... you're like a stalker! - get your act together! / - i still miss her... - i'm out, man. / - hold on, taehun. what's all this packed in here?

i'm going to shake this at the club. oh... then what's with the helmet? i might want to do headspins later. oh, for headspins. - see you. / - hold on. are you... no, it's not like that... - did you watch your ex like this? / - yeah. are you a construction site robot? so annoying...

i'm going to dump my girlfriend. i went to the beach with my girlfriend. we each paid $2 to rent a tube and had a great time. i should dump her, right? - for a tube... / - why? only she got to ride on the tube. i only got to hang on it. then shouldn't she pay me $1 as compensation

for not getting to ride on the tube? isn't that the humane thing to do? if she's someone that ever got dizzy from trying to inflate a tube with her mouth. that's true. she had fun on the tube and i just cursed. "honey, why do you keep shaking the tube? stop messing around." - i wasn't messing around. / - what the...

i was trying to get her off. "honey, let's go over there. no, let's go that way." she kept saying that. - i was basically her motor that day. / - motor? she got excited every time i kicked and i got leg cramps. she was a woman of the beach and i was a slave of the beach. but something was really strange.

why was she so obsessed with the tube? she lives with a tube right here. that's it. i'm out of here. where to? to get my $1 from her or dump her. time to settle this. - alright. / - hope you get it. he's really upset. geez, what a bunch of losers!

two men whining over being dumped by a girl. you've never done that, mister? never! it's over once i break up. i don't even remember the name of my ex! what's the point of having regrets when she's gone? you should've treated her better. especially you! you should really reflect. - what? / - seonghye! when i asked if you loved me

why did you give me such halfhearted answer? but why were you so eager to break up? when i think of that day, it drives me insane! - he's really gone insane! / - mister! he must really be struggling. are you okay? fine, fine! don't feel a thing. i have no idea how to meet women. geez, just remember one thing. bring out their motherly...

seonghye! he's really struggling. what happened, myunghoon? i asked her for $1. she demanded we break up immediately. i was shocked and grabbed her. she said, "what must i do for you to let me go?" so? i said, "if you give me $1."

so this is alimony. just the right amount to break up with a girl. you're the real manly man! (never let you go) my chickens and ducks, eat up. watching you guys grow up makes me happy. eat up, little guy. hello! welcome!

- i hear this is a great restaurant. / - sure. can you make young chicken soup? we don't have young chickens. there's one right there. we'll have that one. this one? i can't. - come on. / - please! sure! one young chicken soup coming up! we'll be hanging out near here. - we'll call you later. / - sure.

- it won't be too long. / - this should be great. i should butcher a young chicken... young chicken soup? - dad! / - son! - mister. / - yeah? are you trying to kill the next generation of my family? my son is third generation! goodness! no, guys!

i love little chirpy. my pretty little chirpy. hold it. are you trying to break his neck? no, no! alright, alright. when they call later i'll tell them i can't make them young chicken soup. alright? they're calling.

- this song... / - what is it? ♪ young chicken soup ♪ - no! / - you filthy animal! it's a misunderstanding! mister! why didn't you pick up? i'm sorry but i don't think i can make young chicken soup. - why? / - i'm hungry.

- but it's just that... / - please make it for us! please make it! - i'll make something even better! / - what? - pork ribs! / - that sounds delicious! - please make that for us! / - sure! see, guys? i can make pork ribs. - you're saved. / - you're fine. pork ribs? pig...

what's going on, mr. yoo? why are the gas flames pointed at me now? those people get to dive in the water. why must i die in a fire? don't grill meat and burn it... just grill some sausages.... wait, that's me. - ♪ the green hill ♪ / - pig! what can i do? those people are going to call.

i'll call them and tell them. give me that. what are you going to do? hello? hello! this is minsang garden! - we're piggy... / - and biggy... fatty! please introduce yourself. i ordered young chicken soup. i'm lee seongdong. oh, lee seongdong!

what you want is young chicken soup! let's see if seongdong can get young chicken soup. the spinning menu! he got gift 3. let's take a look. ta-da. too bad. you didn't get young chicken soup. you got skirtmeat! biggy, send seongdong some skirtmeat. skirtmeat is you.

so it's me! good-bye forever! - i should run! / - i don't think so! time to butcher this pig! (serious kingdom) according to the serious records of joseon... during the rule of king serious, it was said that laughter made the nation silly and so the serious era began...

despite laughter being banned in this nation, you dare make the people laugh? i'm going to find the criminal and punish him. - we're innocent, sire! / - be quiet! the mastermind is among you for sure. who is it? sire, it is said that he made people laugh with a korean poem. - a korean poem? / - yes. fine. recite a korean poem.

but make it unfunny and serious. the topic will words related to broadcasting. you're first. go ahead. i'll do the "safety first" version. "safety first?" i'll do part 2 as in part 1 and part 2. - part 2? / - yes. part... wow, you got an imported car!

you really made it big since joining the big company. congratulations, man! 2... death by jealousy! - he's the unfunny one. / - we have a winner! - no... / - that was nice and unfunny. i'll get some bigger laughs this time. you have another one? i'll do news this time.

i'll make them laugh for sure this time. - really? / - yes. - you seem confident. / - yes. news. alright. news... anyone know how to read palms? anyone know how to read palms? read mine. read mine. how's it look? death by short life line!

beat him! that was good enough. the previous one was a warmup. i'll do another one. - i'll do equipment. / - equipment? - like broadcasting equipment? / - right. alright. equipment... i'm so stinking hungry. starving... hey! mozzarella cheese.

equipment... death by soap! just beat him. you're really trying hard. - bubble bobble. / - bubble bobble? you in the middle, you're next. i'll do words that went down in history. - historical quotes? / - yes. i'll do outsourced.

- outsourced? / - like outsourced work. out... socrates tried hard to train his students in a secluded area. he gathered his students and said something that would go down in history. sourced.... somebody erase the blackboard. - i'll do one more. / - alright. give me actor.

actor. alright. actor... general kim yusin saw the enemy troops come through the drain actor... wow, so many! beat him again! that was... i'll do hair next. - hair? / - yes, hair.

alright. hair... emperor qin looked for the elixir plant every year. after struggling to find one and biting into it, he said something that would go down in history. hair... gosh! that's bitter! you're the last one left. i'll do the english subtitle version of korean historical dramas being shown in hollywood.

- historical drama subtitles? / - right. - i'll do program director first. / - alright. program... you're so cruel! it was a poor harvest and we barely have enough. how could you raise the taxes? please lower it a bit! director... discount!

- beat him! / - discount! - i'll do mc next. / - alright. m... you scum! how can the enemy know our hideout? c... security cameras? - beat him again! / - security cameras. i'll do anchor next.

- anchor? / - yes. anchor... huh? the crown prince was captured by the qing and he'll be back in august 5th? he'll be back soon? coming soon. the crown prince. i did it.

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do you have one of these? i got a little obsessed with mine. in fact i got a little obsessed withall my stuff. have you ever wondered where all thestuff we buy, comes from and where it goeswhen we throw it out? i couldn't stop wondering about that.so i looked it up. and what the text book said,is that stuff moves through a system from extraction to productionto distribution to consumption to disposal. all together, it is called the materials economy.well, i looked into it a little bit more.

in fact, i spent 10 years traveling the world, tracking where our stuff comesfrom and where it goes. and you know what i found out?that is not the whole story. there's a lot missing fromthis explanation. for one thing,this system looks like it's fine. no problem. but the truth is it’s a system in crisis. and the reason it is in crisisis that it is a linear system and we live on a finite planet and you can not run a linear systemon a finite planet indefinitely.

every step along the way, this systemis interacting with the real world. in real life it’s not happeningon a blank white page. it’s interacting with societies, cultures,economies, the environment. and all along the way,it’s bumping up against limits. limits we don't see here becausethe diagram is incomplete. so lets go back through, let's fill insome of the blanks and see what's missing. well, one of the most important things its missingis people, yes people. people live and work all along this system. and some people in this systemmatter a little more than others;

some have a little more say.who are they? well, let’s start with the government. now my friends tell me i should usea tank to symbolize the government and that’s true in many countriesand increasingly in our own, after all more than 50% of our federal tax moneyis now going to the military, but i’m using a personto symbolize the government because i hold true to the vision and valuesthat governments should be of the people, by the people,for the people. it's the governments job to watch out for us,to take care of us. that’s their job.

then along came the corporation. now, the reason the corporationlooks bigger than the government is bigger then the government. of the 100 largest economies on earth now,51 are corporations. as the corporations have grown in size and power,we’ve seen a little change in the government where they’re a little moreconcerned in making sure everything is working outfor those guys than for us. ok, so lets see what else is missingfrom this picture. we'll start with extraction.

which is a fancy word fornatural resource exploitation which is a fancy wordfor trashing the planet. what this looks like is we chop down trees,we blow up mountains to get the metals inside, we use up all the waterand we wipe out the animals. so here we are running upagainst our first limit. we are running out of resources.we are using too much stuff. now i know this can be hard to hear,but it's the truth we’ve gotta deal with it. in the past three decades alone, one-third of the planet’s natural resourcesbase have been consumed. gone.

we are cutting and mining and haulingand trashing the place so fast that we’re undermining the planet’svery ability for people to live here. where i live, in the united states,we have less than 4% of our original forests left. forty percent of the waterwayshave become undrinkable. and our problem is not just thatwe’re using too much stuff, but we’re using more than our share.we have 5% of the world’s population but we’re consuming 30% of the world’s resourcesand creating 30% of the world’s waste. if everybody consumed at u.s. rates,we would need 3 to 5 planets. and you know what?we’ve only got one.

so, my country’s response to this limitationis simply to go take somebody else’s! this is the third world, which– some would say – is another word for our stuff that somehowgot on someone else’s land. so what does that look like?the same thing: trashing the place. 75% of global fisheries now arefished at or beyond capacity. 80% of the planet’s original forests are gone. in the amazon alone,we’re losing 2000 trees a minute. that is seven football fields a minute. and what about the people who live here?

well. according to these guys,they don’t own these resources even if they’ve been living there for generations,they don’t own the means of production and they’re not buying a lot of stuff.and in this system, if you don’t own or buy a lot of stuff,you don’t have value. so, next, the materials move to “production“and what happens there is we use energy to mix toxic chemicals in with the naturalresources to make toxic contaminated products. there are over 100,000 synthetic chemicalsin use in commerce today. only a handful of them have evenbeen tested for health impacts and none have been testedfor synergistic health impacts,

that means when they interact with all the otherchemicals we’re exposed to every day. so, we don’t know the full impact on healthand the environment of all these toxic chemicals. but we do know one thing:toxics in, toxics out. as long as we keep putting toxics intoour inudstrial production systems, we are going to keep getting toxicsin the stuff that we bring into our homes, and workplaces, and schools.and, duh, our bodies. like bfrs,brominated flame retardants. they are a chemical that make thingsmore fireproof but they are super toxic. they’re a neurotoxin–that means toxic to the brainwhat are we even doing using a chemical like this?

yet we put them in our computers, our appliances,couches, mattresses, even some pillows. in fact, we take our pillows,we douse them in a neurotoxin and then we bring them home and put our headson them for 8 hours a night to sleep. now, i don’t know, but it seems to me thatin this country with so much potential, we could think of a better way to stop our headsfrom catching on fire at night. now these toxics build up in the food chainand concentrate in our bodies. do you know what is the foodat the top of the food chain with the highest level of many toxic contaminants?human breast milk. that means that we have reached a point where thesmallest members of our societies - our babies

are getting their highest lifetime dose of toxicchemicals from breastfeeding from their mothers. is that not an incredible violation? breastfeeding must be the most fundamentalhuman act of nurturing; it should be sacred and safe.now breastfeeding is still best and mothers should definitely keep breastfeeding,but we should protect it. they should protect it. i thought they were looking out for us.and of course, the people who bear the biggestof these toxic chemicals are the factory workers,many of whom are women of reproductive age. they’re working with reproductive toxics,carcinogens and more.

now, i ask you,what kind of woman of reproductive age would work in a job exposedto reproductive toxics, except for a woman with no other option?and that is one of the “beauties” of this system? the erosion of local environmentsand economies here ensures a constant supplyof people with no other option. globally 200,000 people a dayare moving from environments that have sustained them for generations, into cities, many to live in slums, looking forwork, no matter how toxic that work may be. so, you see, it is not just resourcesthat are wasted along this system,

but people too.whole communities get wasted. yup, toxics in, toxics out. a lot of the toxicsleave the factories in products, but even more leave as by-products, or pollution.and it’s a lot of pollution. in the u.s., our industry admits to releasingover 4 billion pounds of toxic chemicals a year and it’s probably way moresince that is only what they admit. so that’s another limit, because, yuck, who wants to look at and smell 4 billion poundsof toxic chemicals a year? so, what do they do? move the dirty factories overseaspollute someone else’s land!

but surprise, a lot of that air pollution iscoming right back at us, carried by wind currents. so, what happens after all these resourcesare turned into products? well, it moves here, for distribution. now distribution means “selling all thistoxic-contaminated junk as quickly as possible.” the goal here is to keep the prices down, keep thepeople buying, and keep the inventory moving. how do they keep the prices down?well, they don’t pay the store workers very much and they skimp on health insurance every time theycan. it’s all about externalizing the costs. what that means is the real costs of making stuffaren’t captured in the price. in other words,we aren’t paying for the stuff we buy.

i was thinking about this the other day. i was walkingand i wanted to listen to the news so i popped into a radio shackto buy a radio. i found this cute little green radiofor 4 dollars and 99 cents. i was standing there in line to buy this thingand i was thinking how could $4.99 possiblycapture the costs of making this radio and getting it into my hands?the metal was probably mined in south africa, the petroleum was probably drilled in iraq,the plastics were probably produced in china, and maybe the whole thing was assembledby some 15 year old in a maquiladora in mexico.

$4.99 wouldn’t even pay the rent forthe shelf space it occupied until i came along, let alone part of the staff guy’s salarywho helped me pick it out, or the multiple ocean cruises and truck ridespieces of this radio went on. that’s how i realized, i didn’t pay for the radio.so, who did pay? well. these people paid with the lossof their natural resource base. these people paid with the loss of their clean airwith increasing asthma and cancer rates. kids in the congo paid with their future –30% of the kids in parts of the congo now have had to drop outof school to mine coltan, a metal we need for our cheapand disposable electronics.

these people even paid, by having to covertheir own health insurance. all along this system, people pitched inso i could get this radio for $4.99. and none of these contributionsare recorded in any accounts book. that is what i mean by the company ownersexternalize the true costs of production. and that brings us to the goldenarrow of consumption. this is the heart of the system,the engine that drives it. it is so important that protecting this arrow hasbecome the top priority for both of these guys. that is why, after 9/11,when our country was in shock, and president bush could have suggestedany number of appropriate things:

to grieve, to pray, to hope. no.he said to shop. to shop?! we have become a nation of consumers. our primaryidentity has become that of being consumers, not mothers, teachers, farmers,but consumers. the primary way that our valueis measured and demonstrated is by how much we contribute to this arrow,how much we consume. and do we! we shop and shop and shop. keep the materialsflowing, and flow they do! guess what percentage of total materials flowthrough this system is still in product or use 6 months after the date of sale in north america? fifty percent? twenty? no. one percent. one!in other words, 99 percent of the stuff we harvest, mine, process, transport –99 percent of the stuff we run through this system

is trashed within 6 months.now how can we run a planet with that level of materials throughput?it wasn’t always like this. the average u.s. person now consumestwice as much as they did 50 years ago. ask your grandma. in her day, stewardshipand resourcefulness and thrift were valued. so, how did this happen?well, it didn’t just happen. it was designed. shortly after the world war 2, these guyswere figuring out how to ramp up the economy. retailing analyst victor lebowarticulated the solution that has become the normfor the whole system. he said: "our enormously productive economydemands that we make consumption our way of life,

that we convert the buying and use of goods intorituals, that we seek our spiritual satisfaction, our ego satisfaction, in consumption. we need things consumed, burned up, replacedand discarded at an ever-accelerating rate.” president eisenhower's councilof economic advisors chairman said that "the american economy's ultimate purposeis to produce more consumer goods." more consumer goods? our ultimate purpose? not provide health care,or education, or safe transportation, or sustainability or justice?consumer goods? how did they get us to jump on boardthis program so enthusiastically?

well, two of their most effective strategies areplanned obsolescence and perceived obsolescence. planned obsolescence is another wordfor “designed for the dump.” it means they actually make stuffto be useless as quickly as possible so we will chuck it and buy a new one. it’s obvious with things like plastic bagsand coffee cups, but now it’s even big stuff: mops, dvds, cameras, barbeques even,everything! even computers. have you noticed thatwhen you buy a computer now, the technology is changing so fastthat in just a couple years, it’s actually an impediment to communication?i was curious about this

so i opened up a big desktop computerto see what was inside. and i found out that the piece that changes each yearis just a tiny little piece in the corner. but you can’t just change that one piece,because each new version is a different shape, so you gotta chuck the whole thingand buy a new one. so, i was reading industrial design journalsfrom the 1950s when planned obsolescence was really catching on.these designers are so open about it. they actually discuss how fastcan they make stuff break that still leaves the consumerhaving enough faith in the product to go out and buy anther one.it was so intentional.

but stuff cannot break fast enoughto keep this arrow afloat, so there’s also“perceived obsolescence.” now perceived obsolescence convinces us tothrow away stuff that is still perfectly useful. how do they do that? well,they change the way the stuff looks so if you bought your stuffa couple years ago, everyone can tell that you haven’t contributedto this arrow recently and since the way we demonstrate our value iscontributing to this arrow, it can be embarrassing like i’ve have had the same fatwhite computer monitor on my desk for 5 years.my co-worker just got a new computer.

she has a flat, shiny, sleek monitor. it matches her computer,it matches her phone, even her pen stand. she looks like she is driving inspace ship central and i, i look like i have a washing machine on my desk. fashion is another prime example of this.have you ever wondered why women’s shoe heels go from fat one year to skinny the next to fat toskinny? it is not because there is some debate about which heel structure is the most healthyfor women’s feet. it’s because wearing fat heels in a skinny heel year shows everybody thatyou haven’t contributed to that arrow recently so you’re not as valuable as that personin skinny heels next to you,

or, more likely, in some ad.it’s to keep buying new shoes. advertisements, and media in general,play a big role in this. each of us in the u.s. is targetedwith over 3,000 advertisements a day. we each see more advertisements in one yearthan people 50 years ago saw in a lifetime. and if you think about it, what is the point of anad except to make us unhappy with what we have? so, 3,000 times a day, we’re told thatour hair is wrong, our skin is wrong, our clothes are wrong, our furniture is wrong,our cars are wrong, we are wrong but that it can all be made rightif we just go shopping. media also helps by hidingall of this and all of this,

so the only part of the materials economy we seeis the shopping. the extraction, production and disposalall happen outside our field of vision. so, in the u.s.we have more stuff than ever before, but polls show that our national happinessis actually declining. our national happiness peaked in the 1950s,the same time as this consumption mania exploded. hmmm. interesting coincidence. i think i know why.we have more stuff, but we have less time for the thingsthat really make us happy: friends, family, leisure time.we’re working harder than ever.

some analysts say that we have lessleisure time now than in feudal society. and do you know whatthe two main activities are that we do with the scantleisure time we have? watch tv and shop. in the u.s., we spend 3 to 4 timesas many hours shopping as our counterparts in europe do.so we are in this ridiculous situation where we go to work, maybe two jobs even,and we come home and we’re exhausted so we plop down on our new couch and watch tvand the commercials tell us “you suck” so we gotta go to the mall to buy somethingto feel better, and then you gotta go to work more

to pay for the stuff you just boughtso you come home and you’re more tired so you sit down and watch more t.v.and it tells you to go to the mall again and we’re on this crazy work-watch-spend treadmilland we could just stop. so in the end, what happensto all the stuff we buy anyway? at this rate of consumption,it can’t fit into our houses even though the averagehouse size has doubled in this country since the 1970s.it all goes out in the garbage. and that brings us to disposal.this is the part of the materials economy we all know the most because we have to haulthe junk out to the curb ourselves.

each of us in the united statesmakes 4 1/2 pounds of garbage a day. that is twice what we eachmade thirty years ago. all of this garbage either gets dumped in alandfill, which is just a big hole in the ground, or if you’re really unlucky, first it’s burned inan incinerator and then dumped in a landfill. either way, both pollute the air, land, waterand, don’t forget, change the climate. incineration is really bad. remember those toxicsback in the production stage? well burning the garbage releasesthe toxics up into the air. even worse, it makes new super toxics.like dioxin.

dioxin is the most toxic man madesubstance known to science. and incinerators are the number onesource of dioxin. that means that we could stop the number onesource of the most toxic man-made substance known just by stopping burning the trash.we could stop it today. now some companies don’t want to dealwith building landfills and incinerators here, so they just export the disposal too.what about recycling? does recycling help? yes, recycling helps.reduces the garbage at this end and it reduces the pressure to mineand harvest new stuff at this end. yes, yes, yes, we should all recycle.but recycling is not enough.

recycling will never be enough.for a couple of reasons. first, the waste coming out of our housesis just the tip of the iceberg. for every one garbage can of wasteyou put out on the curb, 70 garbage cans of wastewere made upstream just to make the junk in that one garbage canyou put out on the curb. so even if we could recycle 100 percent of thewaste coming out of our households, it doesn’t get to the core of the problems.also much of the garbage can’t be recycled, either because it contains too many toxics, or itis designed not to be recyclable in the firs place like those juice packs with layersof metal and paper and plastic

all smooshed together.you can never separate those for true recycling. so you see, it is a system in crisis.all along the way, we are bumping up limits. from changing climate to declining happiness,it’s just not working. but the good thing about suchan all pervasive problem is that there are so many pointsof intervention. there are people working here on saving forestsand here on clean production. people working on labor rights and fair trade and conscious consuming and blockinglandfills and incinerators and, very importantly,on taking back our government

so it is really is by the peopleand for the people. all this work is critically importantbut things are really gonna start moving when we see the connections,when we see the big picture. when people along this system get united,we can reclaim and transform this linear system into something new, a system that doesn’twaste resources or people. because what we really need to chuckis this old-school throw-away mindset. there’s a new school of thinking on this stuffand it’s based on sustainability and equity: green chemistry, zero waste,closed loop production, renewable energy,local living economies.

it’s already happening. now some sayit’s unrealistic, idealistic, that it can’t happen but i say the ones who are unrealistic are thosethat want to continue on the old path. that’s dreaming. remember that old way didn’t just happen.it’s not like gravity that we just gotta live with people created it. and we’re people too.so let’s create something new. subtitles by the amara.org community

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