fashion nova overboard dress
(horror special) hurry, seunghye. hurry! we're late, we're late! what is it, honey? is the last bus about to leave? no, there's only one room left here. what? i just checked the app. there's only one room. we came all the way to sokcho.
i can't! i have to go home. it's just that i have something important tomorrow. what is it? i have to catch pikachu on pokemon go. kim seunghye. it was my dream to be on team rocket as a kid. what's with you, honey? if you ask me what i am... telling you is human nature!
oh, stop it! so let's just stay for the night. gosh... excuse me. do you have a room here? - no. no! / - what? no vacancies. you booked the last room. no! what? you booked the room?
not because of you. pikachu can only be caught in this room. you can use this room. let's go in. honey, there are so many bugs here. - a lot of bugs? / - yeah. then go wash up. they're attracted to the smell of sweat. you should wash up.
- forget it. / - yeah? then should we wash up together? what? geez! want me to get bitten while you wash up alone? my body is precious too! my parents cherish me at home! it's not like that... better than getting bug bites, right? let's go.
- hold on, honey. / - what? isn't it a bit creepy here? water gloves. keep the bugs away. the bugs will all run away! - seunghye. / - yeah? - i think this place is weird. / - it really is. this won't do. let's play a game.
what? that's so random and weird. we might as well to have some fun. hold on. then i'll... make a punishment drink. - pour this... / - geez... the loyalty game. rock, paper, scissors! i won!
i'll drink first. honey... - you have to drink all of it. / - okay. oops! i took my mouth off of it! - what? / - why'd you ask me a question? as a part of the rules, you have to finish it. if you finish, i'll grant you a wish. i can't drink all of this! why not?
lady, it's for seunghye... excuse me. lady... my wish is... what is she talking about? what a strange person. this. i went easy on you. what's with her? this place is so creepy!
seunghye, this won't do. we should get to bed early to catch pikachu tomorrow morning. let's go to bed. - i have to use the same blanket as you? / - sure. i feel uncomfortable... i'll just sleep over here. no, you use the blankets, seunghye. really? - great. / - did you see the chamber pot?
why? i get an upset stomach without a blanket. it's okay. i'll just have diarrhea all night. honey, honey. should we use the blanket together then? if that's what you want... how nice... - why are you in here? / - what's with him? - what the... / - what's he doing?
what are you doing? wall bed. space saver. honey, you use the blankets and i'll sleep here. why is this stupid thing here? seunghye, let's get out of this weird place. - why? / - excuse me. come out for a second. we'd like to just leave.
why are you leaving already? i'm sorry we're leaving so soon. it's okay. this isn't the first time. this happens all the time. what? you came here often? - no, seunghye... / - i'm so disappointed in you. seunghye, seunghye... how could you tell her that? and this is only my second time here!
not you. that young lady. she always comes here and leaves early. (descendants of pyongyang) - is everyone here? / - yes, sir! we're not at this convenient store to work. remember that. yes, sir! comrade jonghyeok. you came to the south recently.
make sure you don't stand out. don't worry, sir. i studied all the south korean trends. comrade changho. what's that in your hand? it's a drone that's really hot in south korea. look. nope, nope! what's hot in south korea
are propeller straws! those are so outdated! try to stay current with the trends! - and comrade changyun. / - yes. what's with your fashion today? this is the idol look that's hot in south korea. the real idol look is the jeong wongwan from sobangcha look! who wears that these days?
try to stay current with the trends. goodness... - hello, boss! / - hello. good morning. you're a new guy. he came to interview as a part-timer. who wears that to an interview for a part-time job? someone might think you're a spy. why are you so surprised.
no, no... our convenience store will be choosing the best part-timer and they get an incentive bonus. - so everyone try to be extra kind. / - yes! - let's go. / - let's go! an incentive? do not be blinded by that incentive bonus. hello, miss. if you buy these two,
it's buy one, get one free. ♪ these two ♪ - ♪ you and me ♪ / - you're so kind. just a moment, ma'am. comrade changyun, what are you doing? you dare sell while singing a south korean song? you're a slave to south korean propaganda! i'm sorry, sir! which of these two taste better?
out of those two... ♪ this one is the best ♪ ♪ it's the best ♪ geez, what's with this place? please buy one, miss! shut it! we didn't say anything, sir! hold on, hold on. who threw out food waste here?
it was me, boss! - changho! / - yes? who throws out egg shells with food waste? get your act together! use your head! i ought to just fire him... sir... i can't take it anymore! comrade changho!
that gun is only for when your life is in danger! yes, sir. put it away. i got a free corn dog from the eatery near here. who wants this corn dog? me! me! me, boss! you're always the first for stuff like this. - i'm sorry. / - just take it! thank you.
yeah, i got a corn dog. let me get a bite. - beat it. / - just one bite. - beat it! / - give me a bite. freeze! bring me that corn dog! give me that corn dog now! i will split it fair and square. you're going to eat the bigger share again!
yeah? then you take the first bite. here. happy now? peace has been restored again. don't move! put the money in the bag. now! what do you think you're doing? what the...
get back here! what's with him? we got a call. about the robber? he just left. no. regarding spies. - what? / - arrest them! (can't take it back) honey.
sora. sorry for being so late. it's okay. i just got here too. i rushed out so i didn't get to do all my makeup. don't i look ugly today? got to stay focused! she looks the same as yesterday. one wrong word and i'll never hear the end of it for a week.
what do i do? yes. i'll say something touching. that's right. ugly. i look ugly? compared to you, these flowers are ugly and so is everything in here! gosh! you like me that much? - let's make plans for our vacation. / - okay. this should be fun!
when should we go? how about in 2 weeks? i have a friend's wedding in 2 weeks. then we can go the following week. it's my friend's wedding the following week. and it's in the countryside! yes. i'll be honest with her. - sora. / - yeah? it's my best buddy's wedding the following week. - oh, a wedding? / - yeah.
- what time is it? / - 12. alright, go then. - i can go? / - yeah. thanks. i want you back by 12:10. how can i be back by 12:10? i told you that you could go. fine, i won't go then. - really? / - yeah.
- so we can leave in the morning! / - yeah. where should we go? sora, where do you want to go? i'm fine with anywhere. she doesn't really mean anywhere. yes. i'll be a man and take the lead. sora, should we go to the mountain? we can dip our feet in the vale, pitch a tent and go camping.
- the mountain? / - yeah. what about the bathrooms? and a shower? are there bugs? how could you only think about yourself? wrong answer. yes. let's go where girls usually go. how about the beach? we can enjoy the water and get tanned.
doesn't that sound nice? yeah, it does. for you. girls in bikinis enjoying the water and getting tanned. are you going on vacation with me or to check out other girls? that was the wrong answer too. yes. i'll do what sora wants.
i'm happy to go anywhere as long as you're there. let's just go anywhere. - anywhere? / - sure. you've changed. you're not trying now that i'm your girlfriend? - you used to make all the plans. / - i didn't change. i'm going home! don't you dare follow me! she told me not to follow her. why is she so slow? yes. does she want me to cheer her up?
alright. i'm so sorry. don't be mad. i was wrong. do you know what you did wrong? i'm... i'm sorry for seeming like i changed. - so you admit you changed! / - it's not like that... yeah, you've changed! that won't work either. talking will only lead to more fighting. i'll save my words.
say something. what is it? go ahead and go home. we'll talk later. fine. let's talk later. no vacation. just like you wanted. - i didn't say... / - we'll break up, live our lives... - overboard... / - you can talk to my funeral photo... after i die of old age! what do i do then?
yes. i'll make the first move. i'm sorry for not planning the trip and making you feel like i changed. i'm sorry for everything. i was wrong. so you knew what you were doing. no... it's not like that! - it's even worse that you knew! / - no! you'd better stay sharp!
i was super focused! (trouble maker) the people are scared of terrorists hidden all throughout korea. to take out those terrorists we've assembled an elite squad. everyone, stay alert. you don't know where a terrorist might be. all members,
head to the nearby cafe. what kind of terrorist is at a cafe? wow... i can't believe my two best friends wanted me to set them up. i hope things work out between you two. hello, min. i've heard about you before. you really are very pretty.
yunho, you're as handsome as i heard too. yes. this is very nice. you two should talk. you're leaving already? geez! alright, alright. i'll stay! it would be awkward without me. i'm staying!
min, what would you like to eat? i'll have the pork cutlet. pork cutlets... i love pork cutlets too. we have similar tastes in food. we'll have 2 orders of pork cutlets... - and one hamburg steak. / - sure. what the... you're going to eat with us too? gosh! alright, alright! i'll stay after the meal too!
a terrorist! get down! sanghun. you sure you're not going? i'm staying. why are you so nervous? it's a good thing i'm here with you two. alright... yunho. what's your hobby? my hobby is soccer... he loves playing soccer.
he's nowhere near as good as i am, but he scores from time to time. sometimes on his own team... hey! min, what's your hobby? - i like to travel... / - she travels all the time. she goes backpacking all over the country. i love to travel too. i'm going to busan this week.
are you... free? i am free then. me too! i know all about busan! the 3 of us are going to busan this weekend! this is awesome! - this won't do. i'm going in. / - yes. oh, right. sanghun. don't you have to see your girlfriend today?
oh, right! i almost got in big trouble. hello. jimin. i'm sorry. i can't make it. i'm setting up my friends right now. i have to be here. got to go. done. don't worry. i can stay.
we're good. this should be the place... hey! deputy lee! oh, chief! what brings you here? just meeting a friend. - your friends? oh, hello. / - hello. i should do something about this. coffee's on me.
1, 2, 3. excuse me! we'll have 4 cups of coffee. so you'll drink coffee with us? i'll stay and drink coffee with you! geez... so what are you doing this weekend? me? i'm going to busan with my friends? yeah?
great! i'm going to busan too. have fun with your friends. i'll be calling you. you know all about busan. rub some oil on me on the beach. let's have a great time there! gosh, this is so uncomfortable! the terrorist has been suppressed! - nice. / - the terrorist has been suppressed. nice.
move to the nearby mart. what kind of terrorist is at a mart? jeju-do black pork is on sale. come try some. - miss. / - yes? - how much is this? / - $10. give it to me for $5. i bought this for $10. you can have it for $5. i spent $10 too...
on all these. i can't give you something that's $10 for $5. you're going to sell it for half price later anyway. that's after 8. it's past 8 a.m. i meant 8 p.m. i have to watch my dramas at 8 p.m. what am i supposed to do? the unrelated siblings meet the parents
and find out the truth behind their births. will you be responsible if i go crazy from curiosity? i can't take this anymore! - jimin, get in there! / - yes, sir! then what should i do for you? then leave this one right here. i'll come back after the drama and buy it for $5. okay? save that one for me.
- wow, the meat is so cheap today! / - yes. excuse me. i'll take all of this. - all of it? sure. / - yes. she's going to buy some so she can get some. - you're going to buy all of these? / - yes. - i bet you don't have a boyfriend. / - yes... that's why you spend all your money on food. if you keep trying to eat your stress away, you'll get fat and then you'll really never find a man.
but i don't think it's your fat that's keeping the men away now. sir, it's not working on her! i'm not buying! that's it. we'd better handle this ourselves! i can't do that. if you won't give me a discount... - throw a few free samples into my bag. / - what? i was trying to try some here
but i couldn't eat any because you kept talking! mother, please don't be like this. mother? who are you calling mother? i don't have a daughter like you. if you were my child, i would've slapped you silly for talking back at me like that. what's going on? manager, she's asking to give me $10 worth for $5.
well... then just do it for her. finally, someone in charge i can talk to. this part-timer wasn't cutting it. - here. / - we'll give this to you for $5. so never say anything to our employees again. sure, sure. we have a surprise sale! we're selling $10 worth of meat for $2! what? what are you doing?
are you insane? the manager has gone crazy! buy! buy! it's a good thing i didn't buy any before! we've suppressed the terrorist! mission complete! (detective song) you're going to have to throw the next game. i'm not doing that anymore.
you won't do it? then i'll give the reporters this file with proof that you were fixing the games. then you're finished. think hard about this. this man is dead! so this is the scene of the crime. who are you? i solve every case. i'm detective sherlock.
i'm watson. what were you doing? sleeping. why'd you come? just to see. good. hold it! the victim has a colorful mark on this neck
and a gold necklace in his hand. that means... he was choked by the necklace? he died of metal allergy. that's why you shouldn't buy fake gold. some people who wear belts get metal rashes on their stomachs. no need for any ointment. just pull your underwear up.
that's very good information and fancy underwear. why is there a bloody baseball bat? - is it yours? / - no. - then... is it yours? / - yes. why is your baseball bat here? since i'm a baseball player. - you're a baseball player? / - yes. let me ask you one more time. - you're a baseball player? / - yes!
then autograph this. sherlock with a heart. lucky me. some people call the baseball bat a baseball "batta." that is an incorrect japanese term. if you continue to use that term, i'll hit you with a batta. great information. i got hit by a batta before.
watson! it's your turn now. you... i actually dug up some dirt on you. i found something suspicious. you're not playing as well as you did last year. why did your stats suddenly drop? why did your stats suddenly drop! it's probably a slump.
try reading the book "100 ways to get out of a slump." - books are food for the mind. / - yes. but wait. i've had my eyes on you. you keep biting your nails from being nervous. am i right on the mark? you're even biting your nails now! it's because you have a lot of cuticles.
cut them with the proper cuticle scissors. don't cut too much and cut your skin too. so much great information. baseball coach, step aside! there's a cell phone next to the victim. i must've called for help before he died. but he didn't. he was out of battery.
♪ my battery died ♪ ♪ so i missed your call ♪ ♪ i didn't want to go but my friends insisted ♪ it's your part next. ♪ why are you doing this to me? ♪ ♪ shut up, shut up ♪ - ♪ shut up ♪ / - get out! ♪ shut up ♪ ♪ blah, blah, that mouth ♪
- ♪ shut up ♪ / - ♪ blah, blah, that mouth ♪ they almost found out i killed him. those fools. did you really take us for fools? we knew everything from the start. you knew everything too, didn't you? then why didn't you say anything? why didn't you say anything? about what?
that the exit is that way. we were lost in here. let's go! he said that way. (large love) it's nice and refreshing at this vale. it really is nice. nice air and water. huh? is that a frog?
why? does it gross you out? it looks delicious! that one is too small. - let's get some proper food. / - alright. yes, hello. - have a seat. / - okay. let's see... what's good here? why are you sitting on the floor? this isn't a table?
no, it's a patio. sit on it. i was happy i had a big table. too bad. so would you like to order? - i'll have... / - yes. 3 whole chicken soups. so 3 servings? no. these 3.
- the small, medium and large? / - yes. - that's 12 servings total. / - yes. oh... alright. i'll take these three. the same 12 servings? no, no. the one at the end. - 3 large orders. 18 servings? / - yes, yes. wouldn't it be better to order less and then order more if it isn't enough?
it's a joke. i'll get you your food. - thank you. / - thank you. - it sure is nice to be out. / - very nice. let's go to the beach next week. the beach? never. no beach. you're going to wear a bikini at the beach. then all the other guys will stare!
i'm totally against that. why are you so old-fashioned? yeah, i am! just date a guy who's okay with all that then. meet another guy? i'm going home. minkyoung! hey! kim minkyoung! your food is here.
hurry, hurry! he looked like he needed help. i'm sure you just needed food. you can scoop out the chicken oil with this. - why? / - why? - enjoy the oil too. / - yes. he jokes around way too much. seriously. this looks great.
oh, right. minkyoung. this reminds me of the time you went to your first baseball game. you were so excited that you went up on stage and cheered with the cheerleaders. right. i was so excited and went... everyone was staring at me. of course. you pushed all the cheerleaders off stage.
oh, right. it was cramped up there. minkyoung! i knew you'd be here. look here. you followed us all the way here? i'd never be able to come back here if it wasn't for minkyoung. i was being swept away by the rapids in the vale when i grabbed a log nearby.
that log was minkyoung's leg! i just dipped my feet in the water. no, minkyoung. 5 people hung on to me behind me. - i bought a gift for you, minkyoung. / - what? a ruby necklace from england. wow, it's beautiful! a string of dried yellow corvina from yeonggwang. that looks delicious!
minkyoung... that's your choice? love is so difficult. i feel bad now... - minkyoung. / - this looks great. yeah? and you still insist on going to the beach? guys like that still chase you around. if you wear a bikini, they'll be all over you... i'm totally against it.
yoo minsang. you can't be understanding as you date me? yeah, i can't be understanding of that. i don't like other guys staring at you! you're being obsessive. you give me the chills. now i give you the chills? fine, minkyoung. how about we take some time to think?
fine, let's do that. i knew you'd say that. i'm going. dummy... he really left. excuse me, who's paying the bill? - i will. / - okay. oh, right. i didn't bring my purse. i'll go get it right now.
you can't just leave like that. i'll be right back no. you don't trust me? - i don't even know you! / - hold it. minsang. how much is it? $305. pay the man.
- why aren't you chasing him? /- mister! don't take that without paying! (knew this would happen) professor. the new drug you invented with professor song... can you sign the contract without him? that's how it goes in this line of work. professor song only knows research. he doesn't know about this stuff.
hey, park yeongjin! what did you say? you want sole credit for the drug we invented together? - no... / - my hidden files... where did you put them? what are you talking about? just go do your research. i'll take care of the rest. - this guy... / - professor!
we got the file thief on security camera. what? who is it? it was hard to tell from the darkness, but i'm sure he was wearing glasses. did that man wear brown horn-rimmed glasses? he was wearing these glasses. what? it was you? i knew this would happen! which is why i got him a new interior for his home.
i have a curved tv. good, good. i trusted you and you deceive me? i wonder how bad it hurts to be betrayed by someone you trusted. that's how much it hurts. which is why i got him a fancy sports car. the doors open like this. - here's the sample of the new drug. / - good.
why you... yeongjin. i knew you'd try something funny. which is why i brought a reporter! what? how can a reporter get into the lab? which is why i've been hiding in here since yesterday. the two faces of the respected professor park. you're finished once i put this out!
then don't! tie him up! put him back in! lock it. now what? doesn't matter. you can't sign that contract without this sample! things have gone too far. i'm going to destroy the new drug sample! which is why i copied the drug.
now i'm the only one with a sample. which is why i switched the real one for a fake! - it's fake? / - that's a fake copy. darn! the real drug has been sent to by house by parcel delivery! i knew this would happen! which is why i changed the delivery address to my address! i got the package!
now i just need the drug. which is why i put a brick in there! what is this? you should've done a face-to-face transaction. what are you saying? the real drug is safe in the lab. i'll destroy you here and take the drug for myself! what do you mean?
which is why i brought a tranquilizing shot! which is why i brought a tranquilizing gas gun. a gas gun? so long... which is why i made the gun point at you! then i can just shoot it like this. which is why i brought a gas mask! a gas mask? if i put this on, that weapon will be useless!
which is why i changed it into a horse mask! a horse mask? fool! i'll be taking the sample from the lab and i'll go sign that contract. yeongjin, you'll never make it to the lab. i've blocked off all the doors to the lab! which is why i made a door to the lab. a door?
i can just go out this way. which is why i filled the inside with water! look at it fill the room. he flooded the lab! you'll never get in! which is why i pulled the drain plug. you pulled it out? don't drain! oh, no!
i can go through here once the water is drained. so long. which is why i made the knob come out endlessly! why does this keep coming out? which is why i made a dog door here. a dog door? i can go out through here. which is why i put a hunting dog in there! it's the dog from "the wailing."
which is why i switched the dog for a cute puppy! a puppy? here, hold this. i'm going out through here! which is why i blocked it off with bars! you'll never get to the lab! which is why i made emergency escape stairs! where are the stairs? - right here! / - what?
- i can go out through here. / - what the... it's over once the chopper comes to pick me up. chopper? once the helicopter gets here... right here! let the rope down here! which is why i made it a fire fighting helicopter! i didn't know this would happen! (like a family)
jaein, the spicy rice cakes were delicious. yeah? then i'd like a present right here. gosh! hurry. goodness! you little brat! hold it right there! she caught me! hey! who are you? i'm soyoung's boyfriend song jaein.
hello, mother. what? mother? how do i look like her mother? i'm obviously her older sister! run away, jaein! get over here! you're an embarrassment to the neighborhood... what's all the ruckus? why's it so noisy outside?
i'm so embarrassed to show my face around here! this little brat was smooching with some guy! soyoung, did you really do that? want to get in trouble with me? you're really scaring her. don't be like that, sister-in-law! it's not like big bro said anything wrong! when i was a student i was tempted by many men, but i was so focused
on my studies. i never dreamed of dating! that's why i got a lot of blind dates lined up for you. get your own act together. who are you to scold anyone? gosh, a student shouldn't be kissing. i should shave your head and lock you up! shave her head? dad, give me $500 so i can get my hair done too.
how does it cost $500 to get your hair done? so i can go to the salon the celebrities go to! i want to get a two-block cut before i get older! pay up. don't just sit there blinking! you pathetic fool. soyoung, get your head on straight! there are tons of great guys in university! - father. / - yeah.
i studied my butt off and met him in university! i would've partied more as a student if i had known! why are you saying such nonsense to make her cry? you're such a pain! you old bag, did you eat twisted bread sticks? why are you so twisted? that reminds me. you were chatting up some old bag at the bakery. who was she?
she just came to buy bread. i'm going then. where? to tear out the hairs of that old bakery lady! when she's paying to buy her bread i'll hit her in the 3rd and 4th vertebrae and then fold her up into a human sandwich! - don't mom. / - i'm here. why's it so noisy at home?
soyoung kissed her boyfriend in front of the house. you kissed in front of the house in broad daylight? get over here, you little brat! i'll tell you a secluded area. do that stuff there. what a great thing to teach your younger sister. - geez... / - dad. how is that a good thing? you're always like this. you always say the wrong thing!
when did i do that? don't you remember? when the kid next door bragged about getting 1st, you said, "that's okay. you'll beat him next time." so i actually went and beat him up! then i had to go to the police station. i almost got a criminal record because of you! brother! be quiet!
and everyone, please stop worrying about me. jaein and i have a very pure plastic love. auntie, you mean platonic love, not plastic. does your boyfriend know you're this ignorant? yeonggil! does it make you happy to belittle me? i want hamburgers. dad, i want burgers. hear that, dad?
give me $2,000 to buy hamburgers. why's it so expensive? shake shack opened in gangnam. i want to go have that. but $2,000 is still too much. it's a 3 to 4 hour wait on average. i'll just go have it in the u.s.! alright, alright. next time, next time. next time when?
i'm 50 years old! i might die before you do! stop it, bro! you're always asking for money. what if dad gets ill from stress? daesung, you're taking my side. looks like the sun will rise in the west. dad. how can the sun rise in the west?
you're always like this, dad. you always lie to me! when i was eating as a kid you said, "just watching you eat makes me full, son." and yet you kept eating right next to me! you always ate a big bowl of rice! gosh, i have no luck with my kids... even at this age... would you stop complaining already?
don't be like that! don't talk back like that to someone when the rio olympics could be the last olympics of their life! - it's the last one for me? / - stay out of this, dad! - i'm getting so angry! / - gosh! what was all that? that isn't womanly! so you like womanly women? - i'm going then. / - where?
to tear out the hairs of womanly old ladies! when that womanly old bag is dying her fingernails in balsam, i'll scratch her face and leave her face dyed red. please stop it, everyone! is kissing my boyfriend such a crime? why are you making such a big fuss? you little brat!
ask anyone on the street! ask them if kissing is good or bad! oh, look. a passerby. is kissing a good thing or bad thing? what do you think of kissing? kissing? it's how we greet each other in my country. you greet by kissing? you should greet your elders!
greet me. that was a great greeting. (1 vs. 1) quiz show 1 vs. 1! we have lots of contestants today. let's meet the first contestant. i'm from l.a. my weight could kill you. i'm kilogram. ♪ i'm... kilo... gram ♪
- ♪ clap ♪ / - alright, alright. why are you doing this? it's hip hop. here's your question. stop that. don't mess around. here's your first question! it's a traditional korean martial art. now it's become a world-famous sport.
it uses no weapons. what is this sport where you attack and defend with your hands and feet? this is the answer. okay. i know! ♪ i... know... the answer ♪ stop that! you don't know this?
this one. why do you keep doing that? alright. forget it. that was wrong. here's your second question. don't do that. here's your second question. it's where you mature sexually with not only your body growing, but also many mental changes.
what do you call this period? here's a hint. the last character is gi. - ends in gi... / - yes. the story of my clothes. ♪ people are surprised by the clothes size ♪ ♪ the washing machine can't handle my clothes ♪ ♪ in the summer i'm always covered in salt ♪ ♪ making salt is my talent ♪
i'm the salty one! hold on.... - so what's the answer? / - answer? ♪ i... know... the answer ♪ you're out! let's meet the next contestant! good to see you, il hoseon. hello, minsang. you have a moustache today.
moustache? what are you talking about? - a moustache... / - what is this? why are there worms on my face? why are there worms there? i guess they got on me when i was eating dirt. i have two. you can have this one. no. you eat them both. oh, yeah. stop messing around.
here are your first questions. try to fill in the blanks to complete the song lyrics. here we go! ♪ ding and the sun goes up ♪ raw fish? when? - i love raw fish. / - stop messing around! next one! ♪ son ♪ ♪ don't forget your change pail ♪
next! ♪ hands in the air and wave them from side to side ♪ ♪ then to the side ♪ ♪ beg for change all around me ♪ - just 10 cents please. / - stop it. just keep begging. this contestant has memorized every wrong answer to be on our show. this is jeong yunho. nice to meet you.
i've memorized these answers 100%. - these. / - yes. i've memorized all these so i think i can take the prize money today. that's great. i'll give you a test. this was from last year. this is a hormone that anticipates the daily onset of darkness, seasonal changes... melatonin.
amazing. i really hope you win. we'll start with the easy questions. this is the first one. this is about rice rolls. what are rice rolls wrapped in? i don't know that one! - why not? / - it wasn't in here! that's because it's so easy.
why don't you know? you know. we buy rice rolls at a fast food eatery. think about it. what is the rice roll wrapped in? oh! aluminum foil! no! not that! it's a traditional korean food. it ends in chi. many foreigners enjoy it too!
it ends in chi! sandwich? not that! please give me another chance. - forget it. try to get the second one. / - okay. here's the second question. the next question is about arbor day. arbor day! i know! arbor day was started in the u.s. in 1892
and the event eventually spread worldwide. korea started celebrating it in 1894... - alright! here's the question! / - hurry! what do we plant on arbor day? - that wasn't in here! / - why don't you know? we plant these for our future. it doesn't look good if it's too sparse. what do we plant? - hairs. / - no!
not that. we have a lot at kbs too. right! what is this made of? oh! the precious license fees from the people. right! but that's not the answer! this was very bread and butter. bread and butter? where? - over there! / - rebound! 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go!
- i'll answer everything right. / - great, haecheol. please just let me finish before answering. here i go. this is about flower language. - a rose... / - weightlifter. not jang miran. - a rose... / - rose motel. let me finish. a rose means love.
- a chrysanthemum means... / - guckkasten. no! not the singers! forget it. next question. listen carefully. this is about status. - the king... / - "game of thrones!" no! let me finish. - sejong the great... / - it's a new city! no! geez... what do you take me for?
- death penalty. / - hey. i'm good at getting girls. i'm a player. you're a wrestler! you're just everywhere, aren't you? - visceral fat? / - hey! you're the one making me feel dried out! - jerky! / - jerky... you don't get a single thing right!
- the national weather service? / - that's true... but stop that! it's wrong! let's meet the last contestant. i go to the hospital these days, i'm lee byeongwon. hello, byeongwon. what will you do if you win the prize money? i'll go to mojito for a glass of maldives. you've switched them around? i prepared a talent.
- watch. / - what? that's pretty good. how's my ingmim? you mean miming? no, it's ingmim. don't you know? - no... / - you don't know? - panto ingmim. / - what? stop that! it's miming. kidding me are you?
are you kidding me? - kidding me are you? / - what are you doing? massaging your shoulders. - answer the question. / - alright. here's the first one. these are about new terms. the term ymfs means a perfect man that's smart, athletic and even handsome. moms often compare their own sons to these men.
what does ymfs stand for? i'm one of these, so i know. answer. your friend's mom's son. hold on... it's a bit mixed up. just a bit. fix it around a bit! son your mom's friend's. what is that?
- are you kidding me? / - kidding me are you? i'm making a wish. i wish you'll get married... this won't work. stop messing around! it's about salted fish. it's used instead of soy sauce in kimchi and stews. it's made from fermented sand eel. what's it called? i love this stuff. extract eel sand.
why would you say that? mix it around again! eel extract sand. why would you say that? - that was wrong? / - all wrong. man, i was going to sing a song if i won. what song? do sungmo's "jo you know." - ♪ jo you know, you need a massage ♪ / - stop! - this has been... / - sang minyoo.
it's yoo minsang! (the demon) this is it. i can sense an incredible evil presence here. - it's a strong presence. / - stay calm. did this come out in february? no. it came out in july. the seventh month! it's a demon. it's a middle-aged man demon!
come out of him! come out! the demon is out. show us your true form. now! the middle-aged man demon! my legs are so sore after playing soccer. ouch... who plays soccer in dress shoes? i got all dusty. don't dust yourself here!
hey! there are a lot of shoes here! natural cow hide? so this is cow hide? i don't think it's real cow hide. fine. i'll hide that fact. hey, there's a pretty actress in this shoe store. i push the shoe. shin mina! these are high heels!
hi, heel! good-bye, heel! geez! get away! listen up. what do you call super junior in the water? aqua shoes. super junior in the water! aqua shoes! you're not laughing now. but listen up.
if you ever see lee teuk drink water on tv... - you'll crack up! / - no! why are you laughing so hard? are you wearing aqua shoes? what happened? what a relief. i think the demon is gone. - i'll go check. / - be careful. - hey, kid. are you okay? / - yes. - we should race to get you home. / - yes.
didn't you say i should lace to get home? shoe laces! the demon is back! i'm all sweaty after a run. i'm so hot. so hot... - so hot... / - hey! i'm all sweaty... stop it already.
since we're at a shoe store, i'll give you a new one. here we go. shoe table! shoe, table! i'll give you running shoes. running shoes. get it together! hey, demon.
you don't know? don't underestimate middle-aged men. you kids these days like to expose yourselves wearing sleeveless t-shirts calling it the hip hop look. we enjoy the hip hop look too! a hiking vest! this is middle-aged man swag! swag! swag! why aren't you laughing? (please go away)
where is my man that's as sweet as this candy? bingo! mr. cutie guy. i like stouts too. would you pour me a glass? how can i defeat this figure of darkness? this isn't stout. this is oriental medicine. so bitter!
eat this. i threw out medicine as a bait and ended up biting the candy... how about i pick up the tab here? tell me anything you want. this is harder than the university entrance exam... i'll take this. we end at 4. i'm ending this. bye!
let's go together. i feel like ma dongseok when he got on the train in "train to busan." i'm so tired from using my strength. gosh... goodness... excuse me! please clean this zombie up. may i help you? hey, why is cinderella here straight out of a fairy tale?
i'll help you up. - beat it! / - ouch! my joint got kicked by her glass slipper. who are you? an employee here? i'm a part-timer. i'm learning many things from my mom. is your mother the owner? she's a kitchen worker. she keeps our personal and work lives separate.
i can't call her mom. i have to call her auntie. would you like to see my mom... no... to see auntie and grill a squid with me? - get lost! / - don't go. take the squid. you're so funny! you're quite the joker. i'm a joker too!
try to guess. - what is a sheep's favorite bird? / - hawk. hawk! happy? you told her, didn't you? why do you sound so sleazy? do you brush your teeth in butter? i'll destroy you. i'll destroy you! oh! smart guy! so... so...
so you like turkey? i love turkey. what's turkey most famous for? i'm curious. google it. do you have any questions for me? the turkish government succeeded in suppressing the coup and the turkish president gained absolute power.
what do you think about this? absolute power... aren't the x-men the strongest? it's a joke! how about we just talk about us instead? about us? korea is turkey's brother country and their government thinks islamic scholar gulen is responsible for the coup. gulen denies these accusations.
what do you think about that? i bet he's very kind to his wife. i'd like to meet a man like that. how about we get some ice cream instead? turkey is famous for ice cream... hey, hey! beat it! go to turkey and dislocate your jaw eating kebabs! thank you! did you wait long?
i sat on my big butt for too long... pilates is the best for making you more flexible. i'd like a bottle of your most expensive alcohol! oh! luxury guy! so you like pilates? i'm flexible too. are you a piggy bank? i bet this one can fit a lot of money. did you know?
my heart is empty. you're quite gruesome. i'm lonely. i'm in agony. you're a bad man. you're also a bad man! gosh, it's so hot... gosh, this is so gross! stop, stop, stop!
it's finally time to choose. i like a man with a nice scent. the man with the better scent will be my man of destiny today. first, cutie guy. i'm going to use sand eel extract as mouth wash. oh, it smells rotten! luxury guy. - time for some cookies. / - garlic and onions!
what's with these guys? (genome project) hello, everyone. i'm park sora of male restoration project. it's been over 100 years since men have been extinct. our team of researchers have been secretly researching men and we'll present our new findings here.
what did you find? first, we have findings on men's human relations. all men had one particular human relation in common. it's... a guy i know. - a guy i know? / - yes. men had guys they knew. who were these guys?
hey, should we go to jeju-do? dude, there's a guy i know in jeju-do. i'll talk to him. so should we rent a car? there's a guy i know that owns a rent-a-car. i'll tell him to have one ready for us. oh? what about our lodging? there's a guy i know that owns a pension. i'll take care of everything.
let me make the call. he must be busy. they all claimed they knew him, but nobody has ever seen him. all men had a guy they knew. is that guy a legendary figure? it's quite possible. and we discovered a men's relic. it's a cell phone used by a man 100 years ago.
we checked the names in the contacts list and discovered something a bit strange. men would save the names... hongdae jeonghye, itaewon yeongju, garosugil juhyeon. why are there locations in front of the names? according to our research, they saved the location of where they met the woman. what if they meet a woman of the same name
in the same location? they did this... hongdae bob-cut jihye. hongdae red dress jihye. they saved these extra details. - what is that? / - i don't understand... lastly, it was said that men managed their human relations as well. were all men in the fishing industry? it's similar.
to explain it simply... at night, men went to the sea called hongdae. and... "what's up?" they toss the bait. they toss it to many targets! goodness! what is that? and then... if a girl bites... i saw someone that looks like you.
i just texted because i missed you. want to come out? they'd shoot out these texts. - to multiple targets! / - goodness! wouldn't that be considered as spam? this is how men managed multiple women. these kinds of men hated to hear this... what am i to you? - that's how men were. / - goodness gracious...
next, are our findings on men's fashion which was a key part of our project. it took men under 10 minutes to get dressed and get ready. how is that possible? men... were ready to go after just putting a hat on. depending on the person, they put in more effort. sometimes they used hair wax.
man, i look good today. after putting on blemish balm and getting all perfect... they'd put on a hat and go out. why did they keep wearing hats? that's how men were. (manly men) things were going well with your girlfriend. why'd you suddenly break up? i told my girlfriend i was going to a club
for my friend's birthday party. she said, "honey, don't grind with other girls." that's cute. don't grind? that must be what you do at the club. i don't. i'm just going to celebrate his birthday. you only know what you've experienced. you probably grind on guys
which is why you said that to me! you must've really danced... hold on. when did you go clubbing? then she said, "my friend asked me to go. so i just went to have fun with my friend." yeah. why were you suspicious? have fun with your friend? which friend? i bet it was a guy.
since you used the pronoun friend. if you went with a female friend, you would've said you went with nayeong or miyeong. you wouldn't have said friend! it's not that i don't trust you! it's not like that. give me your cell phone. give it to me. give me your cell phone! - so that's why she dumped you? / - yeah... i can't ask her out again.
maybe i'll hide by the road tomorrow morning and watch her go to work. hide? what if you get caught by the road? - i won't... / - didn't you think about that? gosh... you're like a stalker! - get your act together! / - i still miss her... - i'm out, man. / - hold on, taehun. what's all this packed in here?
i'm going to shake this at the club. oh... then what's with the helmet? i might want to do headspins later. oh, for headspins. - see you. / - hold on. are you... no, it's not like that... - did you watch your ex like this? / - yeah. are you a construction site robot? so annoying...
i'm going to dump my girlfriend. i went to the beach with my girlfriend. we each paid $2 to rent a tube and had a great time. i should dump her, right? - for a tube... / - why? only she got to ride on the tube. i only got to hang on it. then shouldn't she pay me $1 as compensation
for not getting to ride on the tube? isn't that the humane thing to do? if she's someone that ever got dizzy from trying to inflate a tube with her mouth. that's true. she had fun on the tube and i just cursed. "honey, why do you keep shaking the tube? stop messing around." - i wasn't messing around. / - what the...
i was trying to get her off. "honey, let's go over there. no, let's go that way." she kept saying that. - i was basically her motor that day. / - motor? she got excited every time i kicked and i got leg cramps. she was a woman of the beach and i was a slave of the beach. but something was really strange.
why was she so obsessed with the tube? she lives with a tube right here. that's it. i'm out of here. where to? to get my $1 from her or dump her. time to settle this. - alright. / - hope you get it. he's really upset. geez, what a bunch of losers!
two men whining over being dumped by a girl. you've never done that, mister? never! it's over once i break up. i don't even remember the name of my ex! what's the point of having regrets when she's gone? you should've treated her better. especially you! you should really reflect. - what? / - seonghye! when i asked if you loved me
why did you give me such halfhearted answer? but why were you so eager to break up? when i think of that day, it drives me insane! - he's really gone insane! / - mister! he must really be struggling. are you okay? fine, fine! don't feel a thing. i have no idea how to meet women. geez, just remember one thing. bring out their motherly...
seonghye! he's really struggling. what happened, myunghoon? i asked her for $1. she demanded we break up immediately. i was shocked and grabbed her. she said, "what must i do for you to let me go?" so? i said, "if you give me $1."
so this is alimony. just the right amount to break up with a girl. you're the real manly man! (never let you go) my chickens and ducks, eat up. watching you guys grow up makes me happy. eat up, little guy. hello! welcome!
- i hear this is a great restaurant. / - sure. can you make young chicken soup? we don't have young chickens. there's one right there. we'll have that one. this one? i can't. - come on. / - please! sure! one young chicken soup coming up! we'll be hanging out near here. - we'll call you later. / - sure.
- it won't be too long. / - this should be great. i should butcher a young chicken... young chicken soup? - dad! / - son! - mister. / - yeah? are you trying to kill the next generation of my family? my son is third generation! goodness! no, guys!
i love little chirpy. my pretty little chirpy. hold it. are you trying to break his neck? no, no! alright, alright. when they call later i'll tell them i can't make them young chicken soup. alright? they're calling.
- this song... / - what is it? ♪ young chicken soup ♪ - no! / - you filthy animal! it's a misunderstanding! mister! why didn't you pick up? i'm sorry but i don't think i can make young chicken soup. - why? / - i'm hungry.
- but it's just that... / - please make it for us! please make it! - i'll make something even better! / - what? - pork ribs! / - that sounds delicious! - please make that for us! / - sure! see, guys? i can make pork ribs. - you're saved. / - you're fine. pork ribs? pig...
what's going on, mr. yoo? why are the gas flames pointed at me now? those people get to dive in the water. why must i die in a fire? don't grill meat and burn it... just grill some sausages.... wait, that's me. - ♪ the green hill ♪ / - pig! what can i do? those people are going to call.
i'll call them and tell them. give me that. what are you going to do? hello? hello! this is minsang garden! - we're piggy... / - and biggy... fatty! please introduce yourself. i ordered young chicken soup. i'm lee seongdong. oh, lee seongdong!
what you want is young chicken soup! let's see if seongdong can get young chicken soup. the spinning menu! he got gift 3. let's take a look. ta-da. too bad. you didn't get young chicken soup. you got skirtmeat! biggy, send seongdong some skirtmeat. skirtmeat is you.
so it's me! good-bye forever! - i should run! / - i don't think so! time to butcher this pig! (serious kingdom) according to the serious records of joseon... during the rule of king serious, it was said that laughter made the nation silly and so the serious era began...
despite laughter being banned in this nation, you dare make the people laugh? i'm going to find the criminal and punish him. - we're innocent, sire! / - be quiet! the mastermind is among you for sure. who is it? sire, it is said that he made people laugh with a korean poem. - a korean poem? / - yes. fine. recite a korean poem.
but make it unfunny and serious. the topic will words related to broadcasting. you're first. go ahead. i'll do the "safety first" version. "safety first?" i'll do part 2 as in part 1 and part 2. - part 2? / - yes. part... wow, you got an imported car!
you really made it big since joining the big company. congratulations, man! 2... death by jealousy! - he's the unfunny one. / - we have a winner! - no... / - that was nice and unfunny. i'll get some bigger laughs this time. you have another one? i'll do news this time.
i'll make them laugh for sure this time. - really? / - yes. - you seem confident. / - yes. news. alright. news... anyone know how to read palms? anyone know how to read palms? read mine. read mine. how's it look? death by short life line!
beat him! that was good enough. the previous one was a warmup. i'll do another one. - i'll do equipment. / - equipment? - like broadcasting equipment? / - right. alright. equipment... i'm so stinking hungry. starving... hey! mozzarella cheese.
equipment... death by soap! just beat him. you're really trying hard. - bubble bobble. / - bubble bobble? you in the middle, you're next. i'll do words that went down in history. - historical quotes? / - yes. i'll do outsourced.
- outsourced? / - like outsourced work. out... socrates tried hard to train his students in a secluded area. he gathered his students and said something that would go down in history. sourced.... somebody erase the blackboard. - i'll do one more. / - alright. give me actor.
actor. alright. actor... general kim yusin saw the enemy troops come through the drain actor... wow, so many! beat him again! that was... i'll do hair next. - hair? / - yes, hair.
alright. hair... emperor qin looked for the elixir plant every year. after struggling to find one and biting into it, he said something that would go down in history. hair... gosh! that's bitter! you're the last one left. i'll do the english subtitle version of korean historical dramas being shown in hollywood.
- historical drama subtitles? / - right. - i'll do program director first. / - alright. program... you're so cruel! it was a poor harvest and we barely have enough. how could you raise the taxes? please lower it a bit! director... discount!
- beat him! / - discount! - i'll do mc next. / - alright. m... you scum! how can the enemy know our hideout? c... security cameras? - beat him again! / - security cameras. i'll do anchor next.
- anchor? / - yes. anchor... huh? the crown prince was captured by the qing and he'll be back in august 5th? he'll be back soon? coming soon. the crown prince. i did it.
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