fashion 2017 india

fashion 2017 india

   18.11       Fashion 2017

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california.sun shine, tacos, museums and caf㩠lattes. smells like freedom.sounds like a carnival. fashion college ki degree, pop music lyricsjaisie life, you know the stuff that keisha sings about?great friends…awesome mausam…aur meri third drawer mein ek tola hash, jo ab hailapd ke first drawer mein. the drugs weren’t mine. wish they were though.property of my roommates zoned out, gareebon-ka-kobain wala boyfriend.british tha, aur shayad ‘inquilab zindabad’ ki 60 saal puraani bhadaas mujhpe nikaal rahatha. i was kicked out of fashion school.what you thought…this walk-of-fame se vada-pav

ka downgrade was my own choice?shit no! but i like vada pav…i mean it has more character than most people i know.marilyn monroe once said things go wrong so you can appreciate themwhen they're right… or maybe life's just changing its hair colour man so bombay took me back with open arms…but i’ll spare you the ‘yeh hai sapno ki nagri’ walla boring cliched crap. becausethis is also the nagri of traffic… and the terrific. there are 11.98 millionstories here. aur unme se ek hai meri. jo yahaan se shuruhoti hai.

who am i?well my friends like to call me… bitch! you’re back! you’re back! you’re back! gadhi bataa toh deti tera airport check-inmaine dekha so what? oh god!how have you been? how have you been! what you’ve done to your hair! can’t say same about yours! shut up! come no..look who’s here! granny!

she magazine? nope vogue? no. elle? na. um..femina? playboy?! funny. no.

achha i’m running out of magazine namesnow inme problem kya hain? if i ever join a magazine, it’s gonna bemuse. aisa kya hain bhai muse main?free perfume samples or what? tu nahin samjhegi. you stick to grahshobha. can you tell me one thing,why after 4 years in la, madam kardashian still wants to use this for her skin? look, i’m trying to help the country’seconomy… and my skin.and speaking about ‘help’…

i think i heard your skin scream for it.dhakan lagao aur lagao! does muse know that you’re such a bitch? will you shut up and help me now? i need tolook good for my tomorrow’s interview. not happening babe. why? come come come..this is how we do it to restart and reboot a new life, one mustshut all other applications. of the past of course.but ab kya? what if this is not what i was born to do.arrrrgh i can’t sleep!

i miss california. bhaiya yeh kitne ka hain? 800 rupiye. kya?? 800 nahi matlab 800?! ha kyun? kyun ki.. imported hain, bangkok ka hain

kis brand ka sandal hain? thailand.. achha..bhaiya dekho mera naam alisha haindukaan ka naam bhi alisha hain kuchh kam mein do thik hain.. apke liye discount hain600 kar diya. thik hain? dekho main ek fashion journalist hoon. yeh2010 ka spring collection hai, louboutin. you might not be knowing thisbut christian louboutin actually created the redsole shoes which are also called semi red bottom whichis a trademark.

anyway, you won’t be knowing all these.if this was original it would have been made of pure leatherwhich would be of pentone colour of 181663 tpx.yeah, i got that right. anyway, i’m sure you must be knowing thissince you’re in a shoe business and everything. matlab china ka maal hain.. ek mahine maintoot jayega. 200 hi! hi. i’m alisha natasha.

so.. how’s it working with muse? i’m just an intern.. trying to create myown herbal perfumes.. ooh nice. what's it called? lush life.. oh! wonderfulhow original. bye! bye. miss lune? it’s luna.

luna? like the moped? peep peep? okay miss moped. this way. coco chanel once said.fashion is not something that exists in dresses only.fashion has to do with ideas. the way we live.i love fashion. and nothing is going to get in the way ofme and my dreams. my dream of becoming this generations most… have you completed your degree at fiti,or you dropped out? i don’t see any reference letters either.

ralph lauren ka love letter hai…chalegakya? most of your work doesn't exactlyfit with muse's brand. we promote celebrity lifestyles and beauty products,designers- i'm sure you know. but, i see you cover thescandals and secrets that go behind the scenes. don’t just sit quietly and nod your head…saysomething ally! that's exactly why i think i'd bean asset to your team. i'll bring something different to the table you don't have that je ne sais quoi aboutyou love.

you seem too over rehearsed and that's a problem.maybe you should join a p.i agency? or a tabloid? maybe in 2 years or so we'll look at yourprospects.. till then i'm really sorry but you just don'tfit in with muse. f*ck. oye! bandra ki carry bradshaw.tera ek lauta fashion blog na tere versace ke bills nahi bharne wala so just chin up woman and apply to other publicationsno… tanny do saal,2 years she told me to come back in…

i don't have patience to charge my phone for2 minutes and she's talking about 2 years.what the fuck am i gonna do? i don’t want to work for anyone else man!“not ready” she says. who’s she to bloody decide anyways! hello! haan alisha…so just show the world thatyou’re ready for it na… instead of sitting here cribbing and chummingover it! i just don’t understand what you’re issueis man in life… ever since you’ve come back you’ve justbeen whining and shouting at people…

this is no way to behave. you know what…i think you just need to climba man… no tanny…i think i just got a plan… some girls write.some dance. some wear a corporate shirt and bitch abouttheir bosses at lunch. i…see.beyond the make-up and aviators and expensive shoes. but you know what i’m obsessed with most? mystery.the behind the scenes drama. the creepy photographers and the middle agedwoman with a secret.

i love justice.and the idea of delivering it, along with a few makeover tips.i am a child of the 90s, brought up on a healthy diet of drews andchristies and grishams and bakshi on the side. so perspective in life hi thoda magnifyingglass jaisa ho gaya hai. kyunki i believe in two things and two thingsalone, one. never leave home without kajal.and two, it’s time to clean this shit up. ya khuda kya boloon main… woh besharam chokri…apna bra aur panty, khula mein sukhne ko daalti thi…total free show! aur woh bhi tiger print…aur ek din toh uskapanty udkar, mera bhindi ke upar aa kar gir gaya…

aur woh panty thodi na tha! arrey woh to aisa, rassi maafik kuch tha, thoda kapda laga tha… hey…natasha…hi!…alisha. did you get through?yeah sure. do you know anything about the bibiana story?she’s missing for quite a while now… thought i’ll talk to sana for two minutes. yeah…heard about it a lot.go, talk to her…kaafi upset hai. lag toh nahin raha… you know, i was supposed to shoot with bibi…but honestly, i’m sure she took a few days

off you know,you know how these busy shoot schedules are no… so what about your beauty line?hey i’m working on a new fragrance, you wanna smell it?yeah sure. blech! cheeku salad. smells lovely!it’s tutti-frutti… but i like to call it…’man magnet’ooooo! i’ll just go speak to her and come. hi! i’m diana…i had pinged you on facebook regarding…

yeah yeah! hello hello how are you…aaj mil saktein hain…heera panna…paanch baje? ok! yeah! bye! so model banne ka hai tumko?kaisa portfolio mangtaay? i don't know. mujhe calendar girl jaise bannahai like lakshmi menon. jacqueline, deepika, moti kaun hai? sonakshi!sab ka career kisne launch kiya? mera naam hai bahot industry mein, mast toplight, back light, front light, up light sab karta silhoutte and all mast.wow! inka bhi kheecha kya? bibinka...bibiana!

haan haan wohi wohi koi toh foreign gaon kamodel hai na? merko bol rahi thi bhaiyya le lo mera..main bola baby le toh lunga main photo par bhaiyya toh mat bolo. main toh khulla bol diya gadheda broker ko,ki aainda aisa atrangi firangi ko apartment bhaade pe dena ka koi zaroorat hi nahi hai. well, uski mom macelo se hai, in brazil. and rest of the family was from cochin.she comes from a small town. she loves to party..you know..usual stuff..boyfriends? am not sure..you know am really tired..whatdid you say your name was?

you know she's missing..suna main. thoda sa heart ko pain bhi hua. shayad woh india se hi chale gayi na?kidhar ko bhi gayi nahi hai, idhar kidhar lokhandwala mein padi hongi.and how do you know this? how do you know this matlab kya? you know..if you don't know this then why do you stalk her on facebook, why do you send her fakemessages, why do you post pictures of her? she became famous that's why you started..dekho madam, madam, aapko maaloom nahi hai kya hua hai aur aapmere saath sach ka saamna khel rahi hai? friend tha woh mera, i love you bola tha usnemere ko aake. woh main bola usko karega tere saath shaadi,but usko international khiladi banne ka tha

chali gayi main kya karega?main kya kuchh galat nahi kiya hai ilzaam nahi lagaane ka mere upar.. ek toh not married, aur upar se golden goldenbaal leke firti thi. you're married? why you're not married? sexafter marriage is very satisfying, arre total majjani life! lekin aaj kal kiladki log ko ekdum jaldi laga rehta hai, abhi maangtaay abhi maangtaay.you don't believe me? ask my husband, percy hiya aao ni jaldi! khoobsoorat ho matlab ekdum pura aisa..kya hai tumko detective jaisa jasoosi kyu karnekaay tumko?mere saath aao, mast ekdum mauritius ghoomaane

leke jaatay tumko, bikini girls jaisa..phone aaya! ally?yeah tanny. achha i have whatsapped you the address ofthat guy rohan gandhi, bibiana ka shayad ex-boyfriend tha. but don'tyou dare go there alone. okay okay bye.haan madhur bhai, talent ke saath hai main kaafi mast bikini mein tumhare ko mast hotlagengi two piece wagairah mein, lal neela jaisa tum pehnao.main bula tha hai usko baby raat ko meeting kare? hi rohan.who are you? am bibiana's friend, don't you know she'smissing?

isn't it better when she's gone?did you kill bibiana pena? sunn baby doll, apna yeh 8megapixel wala cameraghooma aur selfie le. meri photo kheenchi na bibiana part 2 ban jayega tera. samjhi? ally pepper spray! dhamki dega tu...dhamki dega tu saale?abbe woh deodrant hai gadhi! sana just bagged the cover photo for muse.really? i'm sure it's that crazy boyfriend who attackedus. what if he comes find us? pehli baat we attacked him. and who told youto go kabaddi on his ass?

ek hafte ka workout ho gaya ek ghante mein.so we have an ex-boyfriend who's a gunda and a creepy creepy photographer.both seem shady. they're not the only shady ones around here.when are you going to tell me why you actually came back?not now tanny. no, now.there was an accident. like a car crash?a substance kind of an accident. what did you take?my room-mate’s boyfriend stashed some stuff in my drawer.and..there was a random check and i was caught red-handed..and the cops came and i was kicked out of

school...so no career no story..end of everything. ally?main ek baat bolu toh bura toh nahi maanegi? you smell like a chiku salad bro. f**k! do you want to know what happened to bibiana? i know. may i come in? it’s 1 am! 5 saal ki the main, tabse mujhefashion mein interest hai.

you know, i have always been thatinfamous kid in school, the ones who always get into troublefor everything, never good with studies. always singing in class. bunkingto watch the boys play football all the time. but i was always interestedin everything everyone was doing. always awareof my surroundings. who got expelled and why, the boy whocheated on my classmate, the girl who secretly used to wax her moustache. thecouple who used to have sex in the female washroom.like everything. but it was never about the glamor. i had a talent to solve things.

anyways. few months ago i got interestedin beauty. suddenly i was ordering things online.contouring, highlighting, strobing and then my perfume phase came!and i found some useless information. maine ek article likhatha…on chanel’s experimentation with perfumes. her most controversial, fabulousno5. which is “apparently” a rumoured mistake because her labassistant added an extra dose of aldehydes to her potion.more useless information actually. lekin phirtanny ne mujhe kuch photos bheje jo cover shoot ke kuch din pehle liye gayethe…and then i realised something strange

the perfume inthe background on the dressing table. it was yours. in the 20's russianand french female spies used to poison their enemies with perfume.that useless information wasn't so useless anymore.i knew you drugged her with that chiku-salad perfume of yours.the club fantasy drug, its new in the market right? probably added anextra dose to the perfume. i can find few ways just sitting here inyour filthy couch. you young girls with your bleached hairyou think you know everything. hard work. youhardly work for what you want.

i worked hard to create my own line! but sometimesyou need to take the shortcut. in fact shortcut se bhi shortcut.welcome back to india love. waise… ye jo drama hai na, thoda desi horaha hai. you won’t survive here. did you drug her? where is she natasha? she’s gone. she’s gone.we were best pals. she got what she deserved. let me explain to you like a 4 year old.yes, i drugged her. no, you cannot prove this.even if you do, who’s gonna believe you.

okay wait a minute. i think cid aayegi waha se or phir mujhe arrest karegi. haan? who is even listening to you guys? facebook is. tagline kya doon?“5 ways to solve a crime?” ya “natasha ka tamasha”…i like the second one…click bait hai na?! tanny! bhaag the ceo loved yourarticle on the entire bibiana scandal. i think its fine. well, i'm readyto offer you a part time position as afeatures editor for muse's online

magazine. welcome aboard. you know, the most complicated fashion mysteries,have the simplest solutions. and there are a millionweird little fashion mysteries, just waiting for me tocome and crack them. simply. my story starts, right here, right now.i am a fashion detective. and my friends like to call me… ally. just ally.not ms. moped.